h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello .....lea....withouth the decaprio..... ( he he he)..

Thankyou, but 'Lea' is actually 'Lee'. So this works then. Excellent.

Hello Researcher and welcome to h2g2,

Not sure if your test worked but it certainly posted!

firstly what you need to do is activate your personal space (that’s your ‘homepage’) and you can do this by using the 'edit page' button on the rhs of the page or by clicking on this shortcut >> <./>UserEdit?masthead=1</.>. Just type anything – even just hello to start off will do, and click update. Once that is done a friendly ACE, like myself will drop by your page and leave a welcome message with some tips and hints to get you started!



Mort

Once you have both activated your spaces as described above then you will be able to leave messages for each other on your own personal spaces (just click on the name or number at the top of the post to go to that researchers personal space)



Mort

king aurther once had lady marian on chestitity belt..he had to elave the castle on urgent business for over a month...the chastity belt was a different device with blades fixed on it....

so when he arrived back to castle he asked the all his KNIGHTs to drop there pants down,,,he was pleased to notice that all of them had severe woundson there dicks..except ONE...... GUess where he was injured..??????

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a young coupple was on their honey moon...and they were accompanied by their driver.. on one particualr destination the hotel hadnt an extra room for the driver..so the 3 had to bunk in one room...

the driver took the top bunk while the coupple took the botton one...

as the night went on..the husband and wife were making out... adn as shy bride she was worried it might hurt.. he asured her that if it did hurt she should say "CAKE".... adn he would slow down.. so as he went on .. she kept saying CAKE CAKE CAKE>>>> cake...

then driver replied..im having the icing while you have the cake....
he he he he

I can't think of any more jokes for the time being. Think of something else we can do with this. Truth or dare for example?

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Careful.

WHATS your most embaressing sexual encounter...

You need to remember children are on this site....please tone down your discussion, or alternatively, go via e-mail which is more private.

Hootoo is a good place to roam around and meet people from all around the world......give it a proper chance and have a look round.

Most embarrasing sexual encounter? Hmmm. I'm not really had a major embarrasing encounter......BUT

Once I almost got caught during a spot of 'horizontal jogging' at well known theme park. Can't really discole anymore information on that one.

whats the lowest thing youd ever do for a million quid

1) sleep with a 70 year old woman
2) carry out a Hit and RUn....
3) spend the night with graham Norton....alone.,...
4) go on a drag queen parade in bangkok
5) spend a weekend...in rauchy castle with a sex godess..one hitch though...if yu sleep with her..youd never have an orgasm for the rest of yuor life...

Well, at least sleeping with a 70yr old would not be illegal. So i'd probably go for that (oh my god, did I just say that?). Don't fancy spending the night with Graham, And I plan to have many more orgasms before my time is up. And I want nothing to do with Bankok Drag Queens/Chickboys either thankyou very much!

Q for you...

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

What's the most unusual place you've got jiggy with it?

Have you ever cheated on a partner?

1) lost virginity when i was 22

2 in a football stadium behind a bill board.....dogy style he he he eh

3) yes i cheated once....but it was for A VER WORTHY CAUSE..guy from OFFICE>.. he he e...nasty me....

if you had three women you would want to have sex with... who would they be:......give reason as well

I have read enough. can you 2 stop it you are violating the houserules?

do not ignore this message!

1) My current gf, because I love her more than anything and the sex is fantastic for both of us.

2) Anna Kornicova, coz she's as fit as celebrities get (and I had to choose a celebrity)

3) A random attractive woman in the street, impromptu sex with a complete stranger would be exciting.

We tried to warn you!