Vodka
Created | Updated Apr 12, 2002
Vodka is a colourless beverage, often mistaken at first for water, but since it weighs in at around 40% alcohol, this is usually a mistake you make only once.
It was created many many years ago, and is made from fermented.... stuff... Most usually corn, but local variants include potatoes, especially in Russia.
Although primarily designed to get you very drunk very quickly, it can also be used as an impromptu sterilising fluid, a powerful solvent, or a low-grade rocket fuel.
Best enjoyed over ice, and definitely not necked straight from the bottle...
It was created many many years ago, and is made from fermented.... stuff... Most usually corn, but local variants include potatoes, especially in Russia.
Although primarily designed to get you very drunk very quickly, it can also be used as an impromptu sterilising fluid, a powerful solvent, or a low-grade rocket fuel.
Best enjoyed over ice, and definitely not necked straight from the bottle...