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Quick Mid-western lesson

Post 1

elwood

Go back through the New York lesson, but, read only the translations while pinching your nostrils shut. Thus achieving our unique nasally tone caused by too much winter and deveated septums.


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Post 2

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - laugh I'll have to try that ... when I'm not at work, that is! smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

elwood

If you get all of Long Island to pinch their nostrils while talking we can declare it part of Michigan and annex it. Of course we would have to connect it to the mainland because we only have peninsulas here!


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Post 4

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - yikes Don't connect us to the mainland! What we do on lovely summer days if we couldn't spend hours and hours waiting to drive over the bridges?

And if you pinched shut the nostrils of Long Islanders, we'd all drop from asphyxiation. We don't shut up long enough to take a breath ... smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

elwood

Wow! Bonus points for using asphyxiation. You wouldn't make it here in Michigan after all (too smart for us). We would have said "cannd bread wid my node plugged" smiley - winkeye

Though you might fill all your extra time, from not waiting on bridges, by swatting at the gazillion mosquittos. smiley - bigeyes It's our state pastime. (Maybe I should write a better Guide entry for Michigan, the existing one is lame).


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Post 6

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - laugh I be college edjumakated, elwood!

They've started spraying again for the stupid mosquitoes. We have the big West Nile Virus scare going strong again this year. smiley - tongueout

You should write a guide entry about Michigan! smiley - smiley
Have you ever met Gook? He's from Michigan, too!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U148521


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Post 7

elwood

Do you think people west of the Nile are having a Long Island scare.smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - laugh They should be!


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Post 9

elwood

I've had a Long Island Ice Tea scare before. It involves the room spinning, a vicious headache...
(oh I shouldn't go into the rest I've never been moderated and would like to keep my record clean)smiley - yikes


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Post 10

Shea the Sarcastic

Then you shouldn't have gotten into the Long Island Iced Tea in the first place! One too many of those, and very little is kept clean! smiley - biggrin


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Post 11

elwood

The only benefit is the memory loss. But I vaguely remember water wings and marachino cherries?!?!!smiley - yikes

See ya monday.


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Post 12

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - bigeyes


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