A Conversation for Langwich Skool uv Noo Yawk
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elwood Started conversation Jun 20, 2001
Go back through the New York lesson, but, read only the translations while pinching your nostrils shut. Thus achieving our unique nasally tone caused by too much winter and deveated septums.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 21, 2001
I'll have to try that ... when I'm not at work, that is! 
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elwood Posted Jun 21, 2001
If you get all of Long Island to pinch their nostrils while talking we can declare it part of Michigan and annex it. Of course we would have to connect it to the mainland because we only have peninsulas here!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 21, 2001
Don't connect us to the mainland! What we do on lovely summer days if we couldn't spend hours and hours waiting to drive over the bridges?
And if you pinched shut the nostrils of Long Islanders, we'd all drop from asphyxiation. We don't shut up long enough to take a breath ...
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elwood Posted Jun 21, 2001
Wow! Bonus points for using asphyxiation. You wouldn't make it here in Michigan after all (too smart for us). We would have said "cannd bread wid my node plugged"
Though you might fill all your extra time, from not waiting on bridges, by swatting at the gazillion mosquittos. 
It's our state pastime. (Maybe I should write a better Guide entry for Michigan, the existing one is lame).
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 21, 2001
I be college edjumakated, elwood!
They've started spraying again for the stupid mosquitoes. We have the big West Nile Virus scare going strong again this year. 
You should write a guide entry about Michigan! 
Have you ever met Gook? He's from Michigan, too!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U148521
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elwood Posted Jun 22, 2001
Do you think people west of the Nile are having a Long Island scare.
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elwood Posted Jun 22, 2001
I've had a Long Island Ice Tea scare before. It involves the room spinning, a vicious headache...
(oh I shouldn't go into the rest I've never been moderated and would like to keep my record clean)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 22, 2001
Then you shouldn't have gotten into the Long Island Iced Tea in the first place! One too many of those, and very little is kept clean! 
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elwood Posted Jun 22, 2001
The only benefit is the memory loss. But I vaguely remember water wings and marachino cherries?!?!!
See ya monday.
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