This is where eventually the Weevil Welcome party will be held, but there's nothing here yet. Not even any tables with paper tablecloths, waiting for the punchbowls brimming with delicious syruppy cocktails.

However, I have got a rather groovy party picture - so I shall keep it here for now while I send the invites to the printers (gold embossed lettering don't come cheap you know)

Message from some weevils

Welcome Party

PLUS WELCOME MESSAGE FROM KENSINGTON??

The Church of the True Weevil once more throws open it's doors to all weevil-kind and their ardent supporters and admirers.

And to show the weevil's generous appreciation of your undying devotion, the little darlings have got together and arranged a wild and steamy party to say - "Welcome Back to the Church, and Can We Have Some More Adoration Now Please"

So before you get too plastered on marzipan gin and corn syrup cocktails, ON YOUR KNEES, worshippers. The weevils are partying and that deserves some genuflection.

ooh, that's a little forceful - I think the weevils should change there tone a little here

By the weevil's slavering fangs - let's get down to it, boppers.

Links to include:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A226450 - the church page

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F28964?thread=103294 - joining forum

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A492509 - haiku

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A203923 - marzipan gin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A315578 - weevil tale

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A423910 - another weevil tale