h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you?

Do you?

Well I shall tell, unless you are going to protest?

Me, protest, are you serious?

Well will I protest?

If I say go ahead without directly answering that question would I have been in a position to have in my own minds eye been able to say I've answered without giving an answer?

Should I just say: that 2legs is happyh to be going back to Cambridge, and having a house, his house to himself?
And should I continue, by saying he is happey to be getting a 1 MB broadband connection?

Was there an unhappy bit?

Shouldn't you have waited?
For, is it not the case that the unhappy bit of it all that 2legs must go from Friday the 16, to the 24 of August with no access to teh internet at all?
Have I told it all?
Shouldn't I add that 2legs had a most enjoyible time tonight, with a nice meal out, red win, beer, and pub afterwards?

Can I mention that I believe you have explained most of what needs to be explained?
And might I add that it is not a duck sailing over the garden gnome/?

How should one respond to such informative postings<?>

You think that I should know? but, seriously,k how will I cope for that length of time with no internt?

Is there a support group<?>

If there was, would I be able to find it without looking on the web?

Why not try a phone book<?>

Whats a phonebook?
Did I used to know the answer to that but have just fogotten?
What should I leave as my final question?
Anybody seen nighthoover?

What about rolf<?>

Who's rolf

Who is Rolf<?>

Rolf Smedvig?