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Post 141

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

There are parts of the world you should know
Where those parts of the sheep that we throw
Are eaten with glea
for lunch, breakfast or tea
and then promptly brought up. It's just show.


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Post 142

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

It's a wonder what some people eat
Like marmite - some think it's a treat
Tripe, kidneys and brains
They all give me pains
And the Chinese eat cooked chickens' feet


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Post 143

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

To chew on the toes of a hen
is something avoided by men
who hark from the west
and are far from imprest
that 3 score can be bought for 5 Yen


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Post 144

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

I'm not surprised that chook's feet are cheap
ANY amount is too much for a heap
I can honestly say
That I never would pay
That's one dish I think you can keep


actually I have eaten chicken feet but I didn't pay for them - they were ok but not something that I would say that you must try smiley - laugh


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Post 145

Chris M

There are much better parts of a chicken
For gobbling, muching and licking
But there also are bits
That can give you the s***s
And your pants some uncomfortable sticking


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Post 146

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

::ew::

The Lake District is rather wet
In fact "Rain today"'s a safe bet
The hills are quite high
They reach up to the sky
But they haven't quite got there yet


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Post 147

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

smiley - ok From chickens to weather we'll switch
And we'll do it with nary a hitch
A subject quite safe
Guaranteed not to chafe
Followed by a report on the pitch


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Post 148

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Your pitch is as flat as can be
and I think that the ref will agree
that your tone is askew
so what will you do
when you have to get up to high C


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Post 149

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

A Referee from Uzbekistan
Was considered a very hard man
When he pursed and he Blew
Nobody knew what to do
Cos the Pea flew out and slayed a Fan

[I'm sorry that that doesn't scan
I'm trying very hard to get a Tan
That last is not True
But what should I do
I'm just trying to avoid that smiley - flan]


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Post 150

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

When Pastry type products are flying
It's true, please don't think that I'm lying,
to keep you head down
and lie close to the ground
Cos a smiley - flan in the face brings on smiley - crying


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Post 151

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Please don't start a food fight
Cleaning up will take us all night
So, if smiley - flans must fly
I'll sit quietly by
And then I'll just grab a bite


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Post 152

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Pepper is a wonderful Spice
It'll make you sneeze in a trice
It tickles your Nose
and nobody knows
Quite What makes it taste so nice


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Post 153

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

So sprinkle the pepper around
Just be sure that it's finally ground
If on a lump you should bite
It'll give you a fright
And burn off your tongue, I have found


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Post 154

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

The same can be said for the Chilli
Whose name is nothing but silly
It's hotter than hot
and I mean alot
And it hurts when it gets on your ...















... tongue smiley - silly


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Post 155

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Now chilies - I like them a lot
Especially when hotter than hot
But OH!! the next day ...
I really must say
It's the bum not the eyes that are shot smiley - winkeye


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Post 156

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

My Brother is of the persuasion
That curries and other things Asian
Are no fun at all
If they don't melt your gall
With a high-tempered spicy invasion

smiley - steam


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Post 157

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

smiley - wow.... Did you know that Chilli is actually a South American word for winter (I think that's right - s'from Trivial Pursuit)..

A Pointless Pursuit is Trivial
Apart from making things convivial
To an occasional Laugh
Whilst played in the Bath
can be added the thrill of the Nuptial


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Post 158

Confusing Manifestation

To play Trivial Pursuit on the wedding night,
Could give some voyeurs a dreadful fright.
Expecting some hanky,
But not one bit of panky,
Just questions on things like the speed of light.


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Post 159

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Physics, it's often been said,
Is brilliantly good for the head.
The teachers are them
who are creme de la creme
So why is the one I've got dead?


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Post 160

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

A zombie teacher from Abergaveny
Was fond of beating a girl called Jenny
At Scrabble and Cluedo
But what a to do though
When SHE won he'd call her "Smelly"


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