h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was there questions on many topics?
Did you ever hear of a may quite monster?

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And isn't the answer to GreyDesk's question, 'Believe it or not, yes'?

So nothing really has happen then since March? Are we any closer to understanding why we are here? What monster?

So where have you been for the last six months?

Which of the various Ex-boards were you posting on?

Ought that to have read "Ez-board"?

Can I pretend to be a paper clip please?

Would it make you happy?

Maybe, but, then, could I be a safety pin?

Isn't it ironic how my boyfriend called last night just as I was downloading "I Want Your Sex"?

Did you know that the only reason I have this name is because when I sign on, it says "Welcome The Anomaly, Master"?

*waves to the paperclip formerly known as 2Legs*

Is it acceptable to post "action" messages with no question mark like the one above to get around the necessity of posting an actual question?

May I also apologize for leaving yesterday? Did you not know I needed sleep? Was it not around 10 P.M. here, and I need my 8 hours?

Oi you, paperclip, have you been playing with Bossel's button again?

How are we all feeling this beautiful day? Does anyone else love U2 a whole bunch? For that matter, should we all pretend to be office supplies and have a type of charades? Doesn't that sound fun to anyone else?

May I just ask GD if he has had any Rollos recently?
May I further ask him why he asked about the picknic when he knows I have not *actually* left for the picknic yet?

You've not left for the picnic?

What the heck have you been doing?

Will you believe me that I only visited that thread:
1) by accident
2) didn't read much
3) looked back through the thread only to see if others had posted
4) realised that it looked like a private matter
5) left promptly
6) haven't been back
7) Only mentioned it because Amy mentioned it first
8) Queried the current status of the picnic because that is the last event on the thread that had been mooted?

The rollo/rolo/small chocolate & caramel product could well be under construction if you know what I mean?

Your going fo a picnic at this tiem of night?
can rolf harris go with you?
am I talking too much for a paperclip?
Did I not visit the button?

Does any one else know that if you type "8" directly follwed by ")" you don't get "8 )" you get some silly smiley thus, "8)"?

Do 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) all produce smiley?
Can I pressume not?
How did you know of this?
are there other combinations that will work?
will for example a) b) c) d) e) f) g) H) i) J) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z) produce any kind of ?