h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i'm lost

Don't worry - we're not going anywhere

You won't be if you don't listen to the story.

- there's a storyline...???!!!

There was until the moderators prevented me from writing it.

ah - it's a conspiracy then...? ...

although can you imagine what would happen if a coherent storyline was allowed to contaminate these hallowed pages ...?

I wouldn't say it was a conspiracy. I would say it is bunch of jumped up 'holier than thou' powermongers preventing one spiritual person having their say. Have a nice day.

I can certainly manage without big bro hoo too stuff your olive up your jumper.

Either that or they are hiding behind their anonymity. I have been trying to tell you about it for years but no-one ever wants to listen. I don't see why I should keep trying to tell you until I am in the face because that is what the world is coming to.

I am telling you this because people who send in e-mails read things here and 'get' at other people in a spiteful way.

>.>

<---- I found the Navigator, thank you!

Hm... still going evidently. I'll check back again in a few more decades...

Yes, found the picture of the bridge as well, it isn't the same bridge.

We killed and ate the Duracell bunny for sustenance on our long voyage.... --->

unfortunately it was too late for the real people

But they were dull anyway!

Not the Duracell Bunny!

Run for your lives, they're electricity fiends!

Thingites seem to like eating ies don't we?

It does seem to be a habit.

Of course no one has seen frog lately...

I checked his page (at great personal risk, mind you) and the last time he posted anywhere was here early on the 4th month of this year.