h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And seeing as I think - you're the first peson to try cutting through the wall of reality that surrounds N3 - do you mind telling us what is on the other side?

*thinks* ????

ever have any problems with bigcats?

*continues the cutting*

My eyes get a bit itchy..

as long as it is no danger to your life


now back to the whole cutting thorugh thing, i would say that once i finally create even a pin prick breach in the wall either reality is going to be sucked in or blown out due to the massive reality differnce existent in 3Ns and the outside ...


and for all we know differnt walls and differnt parts of said walls could actully lead to differnt realities...

* Swims in Custard *

*manages to create said pinprick hole in the wall*


*sudddenly the gap widens due to the massive pressures*




















*a giant apple crumble is sucked into 3Ns and lands in the custard the hole closing behind it*

* Climbs onto Apple Crumble *

Ta.

*ropes down to the crumble and takes a peice*


*climbs up and goes onto the next wall*


so whats the bets for whats in this next reality?

*nipples on his piece while cutting at the wall*

Some kind of Sponge filling, perhaps? Or maybe a liquid molten toffee core?

*wiro breaches the wall*




suddenly the 3Ns is sucking into ....

Toffee sponge cake!

See we're going through densities

but i don't like toffe either

Fussy.

*gives up and sits down on the apple crumble and begins to eat the non custard and toffee covered bits*

Apple crumble is gooooodddd...

what's the best bit? I like the bit where the crumble touches the apple and it's gooey

hmm if u actulyl want to get something on ebay, you should bid in the last how many minutes?

last twenty seconds with a bid thats at least 5 times up the bidding amounts.
EG. If bid raise is 20p bid £1 over.

won't be quite 5 times, will jsut be my max, so far it only had 1 other bidder and only bout 35 mins left

okay hang around until those last 20 seconds. If it's something nice that's when the rugby scrum happens