h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Howzabout...the Layin before the Sodit?

s'better an being first in the barrel
ab

watch it, you'll have the mods after you

I must be more hardline than the Warlord and his Grand Vizier, fancy letting Inkwash get away so lightly with such blasphemy.

pf (Provisional Wing of the Thingites)

PS - I may not be so good at smilies as you, AB, but I've already been censo... I mean 'moderated'. Have you?

Oh, shush, I'm not *that* good at what I do.

*thinks for a moment*

Well, maybe I am. *non egotistical blush*

But then again, what is it that I do?

*goes off and buries her nose in a dictionary along with the latest manuscript of her book so she'll be ready when people need of her Musing*

certainly not!!!! (what did you say?[stupid question #8])did you get a ha ha.
ab(the )

ps,gota go,gettin evil looks from kin who want phone ::sigh::

Moderation is only for stuff that might be a contravention of the House Rules. If we don't break 'em we won't get referred. And I doubt S***t will get *bleeped* but I've starred in this time just in case ( *waves to the moderator who will read this!*) See, see, i was being NICE


PF I felt like being leniant with the transgressor in our midst, I admit I was molified by his admission about wanting to change Monday and Wednesday but I AM a Warlord. Don't forget that. I can be hard-line when I want to.
No really I can Guys? ....Guys?...hey Come back here!

Clive (WARLORD of Thing)

Don't worry, I wasn't being profane or indecent, I just tried to get a sneaky reference to ITV's website into a conversation and got a nice square bracket.

I'm a naughty, naughty, naughty boy
::smacks self Basil Fawlty style::

pf

Behold fellow thingites! It is I, Sir Loin of Beef!
I have come to join you on this most sacred of quests to rename the days of the week. FOr the coming revoloution, I donate the most fearsome weapons known to man. The Titanium Sporks!
-Gook
"Bad Spellers, UNTIE!"

Greetings, Sir Loin, from a humble footsoldier of the revolution. The Warlord and Grand vizier are questing offline at present, so it falls to me to accept your pledge of alleigance, and take your mighty Titanium Sporks into the service of the noble cause.
Now go forth and spread the word to the unbelievers!

hey Sir Loin, cool sporks oh, re: the bag spelin, take care, the word police are on my trail for crimes against the written language. have a
ab(grand visier thingits faction)

humble foot soldier my eye, pf is the minister of defense

Hey, hey, Tim, you finally came back to h2g2? And to stay this time?!

~Amy (Tim's advice Guru, not affiliated with the h2g2 Gurus in any fashion)

*Admires Sir loin's Titanium Sporks in a Regal sorta way...*

Yes they are quite magnificent.

You have, I see, met my Grand Vizier (AB) and My Minister for Defence - or judging by the smilie, Offence - (PF)
And Amy as well. Just what this Campaign needs! A Muse and A Guru!

To be honest were a bit stuck for redesignating the weekend. Any ideas?

Clive.

(jettisons the KEEP THURSDAY banner)

What was I thinking?

Hurragh! Welcome!

Hmm... what about Sigh for Saturday? Or something akin to the sound one makes when one realizes that one can sleep in for a change.

I'm blanking for Sunday. *shrug*

Titanium Sporks... oooooooh.... aaaaaaaaah. *admiring*

Check out The Manifesto, I've added something new. I might even get around to scribing some new words as well soon!

Clive

Wow - fancy graphics! And new text to come!
Kneel, one and all, to Lord Clive of Ostrich, not just a fearsome Warlord, but a mean spin- too!


pf
Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)