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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 18, 2011
Ow 
I'll just go get some rope
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the supertic
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2011
*finds some sterile gloves under a brick *
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the supertic
interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 18, 2011
*flies at DrA super fast and activates flamey kill people beak*
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the supertic
Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 18, 2011
Maybe a simpler solution would be to offer him a cough sweet
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the supertic
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2011
or some fish...
penguins like fish right?
*steps quickly to the side and ducks*
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the supertic
Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 18, 2011
Uses body of Kipper who hasn't arrived yet as human/dragon shield
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 18, 2011
*get's beak stuck in kipper's head, struggles for a second and teleports backwards*
oh you guys are goin' down now! PENGUINS! ATTAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
*the PIIB penguins swarm into the room and start attacking persephone and DrA*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 20, 2011
All that pent up anger and hatred really hurts
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 20, 2011
not as much as the beaks and claws i bet 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Oct 21, 2011
*Arrives, all glowy eyes of rage and smoke*
Penguins Stop!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 23, 2011
*starts marching back and forth with a sign that reads "penguin freedom"*
don't listen to him! we'll take this organisation yet! 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Oct 23, 2011
This man will use you to his own ends and then Kill you all!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 23, 2011
Of course he won't kill them, he obviously needs slaves to do his bidding!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 24, 2011
exactly! killing the penguins would be against my best interest! now penguins! ATTAAAAAACK!!!!!! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 24, 2011
Why haven't we made a device to prevent the penuins from revolting against us? I must have something that could do that somewhere in my amazingly deep pockets
*rummages*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 25, 2011
we do, all penguins are mentally inhibited upon being hired and having their powers removed, but my penguin spray cancells it out
The Intworld Invasion Squad... home of the penguin revolution
Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 25, 2011
No no no, I'm sure I have a mind control device somewhere in here
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 25, 2011
*places magneto style helmets on all the penguins*
HA!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 30, 2011
*Grumble*
*Goes to lab to get laser to shoot helmets*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Oct 31, 2011
*penguins continue rampaging and generally destroying stuff*
hey! let's all go in kipper's room!!!
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- 381: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 18, 2011)
- 382: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2011)
- 383: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 18, 2011)
- 384: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 18, 2011)
- 385: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2011)
- 386: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 18, 2011)
- 387: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 18, 2011)
- 388: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 20, 2011)
- 389: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 20, 2011)
- 390: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Oct 21, 2011)
- 391: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 23, 2011)
- 392: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Oct 23, 2011)
- 393: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 23, 2011)
- 394: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 24, 2011)
- 395: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 24, 2011)
- 396: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 25, 2011)
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- 399: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 30, 2011)
- 400: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Oct 31, 2011)
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