h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want a sims 3 personality trait of murderer or something like that. that would be so much fun

I always ended up with the neighbours who came and beet you for looking through your telescope

I was tempted to kill mortimer goth for doing that...but I'm attatched to the goth family. They're fun to mess with.

I did kill a few neighbours for that....

It's not my fault a room with no doors appeared around him as he left the lot

*changes subject*

WHAT!!! Why?

Haven't youever created sims of people and watched them die?

of course i have! i meant changing the subject from "geekland" to "intworld"

okay then...

Did you ever have a sim die by being hit by a satalite?

fraid not, no. ive only ever played the original sims on the PC and bustin' out on Xbox and GBA

You've got to get sims 2, there's a cheat to stop the movtivs decaying so they can spend their entire lives constantly improving their skills without needing any furniture.

errrrm movtivs?

Motives...I can't type without pressing half the wrong buttons

The thingies in the right bottom corner that go from green to red when you're sim's grumpy. the cheats actially say motives in them so that's what i say.

ah yes, the "move anything" cheat, pick up a sim, delete him/her and then they re-spawn all happy

shouldn't we be... destroying something...?

i think youll want the cheesecake of death for that dr, Intworld hasnt declared war on any other planets just yet (we will though)

well there's got to be something better than talking about computer games

well, we're telling jokes at the Iced Bun right now

Well, I could blow everything up if that would help...

RIGHT! persephone, youre now my new military commander type person, seeing as peter hasnt been here for months, we are going to declare war on Shabadabadon! attack laser drill on all the penguins' beaks, prepare my annoying waiter plant and put some fuel in the cheesecake!

the government of Intworld will be the NEW ruler of the PIIB!!!