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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2011
Ostriches would be a bit of a pain though,
I suppose we could ride them around which would be a plus
but they spend all that time with there heads in a hole in the floor...
they place would be riddled with holes before we knew it
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 9, 2011
don't you think it'd be crueler to hire birds of flight and then clip their wings? 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Nov 9, 2011
But Unflightless birds are boring. They're all so terribly aerodynamic.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 10, 2011
not with their wings clipped they're not! i say we de-wing some albatrosses, must suck to be one of those guys and not be able to fly!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2011
well shouldn't we wait and see what responds to your add?
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8584330 Posted Nov 10, 2011
Do albatross wings taste good with BBQ sauce?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 11, 2011
do you think we should find out?
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Nov 11, 2011
all i now is don't put potato and massive amounts of salad cream 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 11, 2011
*big bird from sesame street walks over*
erm... don't we have a policy against hiring birds from kid's shows?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 11, 2011
yes.... but we could eat him
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 13, 2011
i'm a vegetarian 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2011
well obviously then you couldn't eat him...
you could kill him and mount his head as a trophy
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 14, 2011
kind of still defeats the point of being a vegetarian... but i like the way you're thinking where IS kipper anyway?
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Nov 14, 2011
*gets out ye old english longbow*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Nov 15, 2011
Careful,there's something sinister about that bird!
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Nov 16, 2011
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Nov 16, 2011
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*gets out ye new english shotgun* something you just wish you had one no live ammo but!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Nov 16, 2011
In english please
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 16, 2011
anyway, persephone, would you like to help me invade the PIIB in kipper's absense?
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Nov 16, 2011
Sure, Freeze rays or zombie minions?
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- 1003: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Nov 9, 2011)
- 1004: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 10, 2011)
- 1005: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 10, 2011)
- 1006: 8584330 (Nov 10, 2011)
- 1007: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 11, 2011)
- 1008: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Nov 11, 2011)
- 1009: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 11, 2011)
- 1010: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 11, 2011)
- 1011: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 13, 2011)
- 1012: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2011)
- 1013: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 14, 2011)
- 1014: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Nov 14, 2011)
- 1015: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Nov 15, 2011)
- 1016: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Nov 16, 2011)
- 1017: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Nov 16, 2011)
- 1018: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Nov 16, 2011)
- 1019: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 16, 2011)
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