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British girl Jenna Franklin was recently promised a breast enlargement by her parents - as a SIXTEENTH birthday present. The postponement of the operation for two years - after the surgeon ruled that Jenna was too young - has not stopped the popular press from having a field day.

Too Much, Too Young


Even though it makes me nervy,

One topic must be discussed:

Is it mad, or sick, or pervy

- If she wants to be more curvy -

To turn logic topsy-turvy

And enhance a schoolgirl's bust?


It may seem a gross atrocity,

Might betray parental trust;

Kids today have such precocity,

They grow up at high velocity,

Demand their right - with some ferocity -

To drive classmates wild with lust!


Tunbridge Wells at action stations,

Shaping to kick up some dust,

Brushes off its indignations;

Doctors fear for reputations:

Cancel. Leaving this great nation's

Pride intact - but only just!

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