Hello, friends. I'm going to put this clearly - time to get down to business. In the true spirit of democracy, I want you, the public, to help me in governing this fine city. My first concern : traffic.
Traffic here in London, as in the rest of the world, has become rather unbearable. People driving on the wrong side of the road, those nasty turnabouts, and the licence plates are all oddly sized.( I know, because I've seen it on the telly. It just isn't natural). But even more difficult to deal with than any of that rot is traffic itself - there's too much of it!
But I, friends, have come up with a solution. Why, it's so simple I nearly thought I was dreaming and wouldn't remember it upon regaining full consciousness!
We must turn the entire city of London into one huge freeway. It's the only way.
Now, I understand that such a measure would be somewhat extreme. But it's the only way. And I want you to tell me what you think about this new proposal. Please mail me at [email protected] with your sentiments.