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Post 661

Pinniped

Rodent suicide
Is a myth, I'm told. Pity.
Rat Angst had appeal.

Next topic : Why people avoid eye-contact in lifts (or even elevators)


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Post 662

Kumetanzuka the capricious

Look up into nice
eyes, full of friendly appeal--
oops, this is your floor!

nt: what the devil IS a cheesesteak anyways?


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Post 663

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Some couch bounces by.
Ford and Aurthur follow it.
Polo watcher dies.

Cute little, pink toes.


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Post 664

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

oops. I replied to a prompt not at the end.... silly me.

Gooey jack cheese on
sourdough bread with steak and
peppers, dripping juice.


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Post 665

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

(Wheeee, I can write on any topic I choose,
because no topic was given smiley - silly)

Grandma's attic was
full of men's suits, her cellar
full of skeletons.
smiley - yikes

(That would have been a good haiku for Halloween smiley - smiley)

Next topic: Faucets that keep dripping no
matter how hard you twist the tap.


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Post 666

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

DRIP: washer has gone.
Next will be DRIP sanity.
I must end it now.


nt: use of camels in modern embroidery


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Post 667

Mycroft

Threading can be tough,
but bactrians are simpler
than dromedaries.

nt: a recipe


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Post 668

Mycroft

Heat butter in pan,
add eggs, dash of salt, then whisk.
Violà! Scrambled eggs.

nt: another recipe smiley - biggrin


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Post 669

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Low-flying planes and
tall buildings: a recipe
for disaster. Eek!

Next topic: Trying to get the pills
back in the bottle after you've spilled
them. (Also Eek!)


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Post 670

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

this bottle hard to
open... smiley - bleep contents all spilled!
try to get them back...

nt: one that incorperates a song title into it.


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Post 671

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

but that ISN'T about music


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Post 672

Honey³

hay-feverish men
don't like little fluffy things
blowing in the wind



erm...next topic...: household machines that just won't cooperate


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Post 673

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Basking in the radiance
when - PING! - the errant lightbulb
leaves me in the gloom

or alternatively:
Opening the catfood,
The pain of mangled fingers
Makes me curse aloud

NT: beginning attempts at haiku: the readers' response..


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Post 674

daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern

What the..??? does not rhyme,
doesn't make alot of sense....
wait...see a pattern!

nt: the real reason behind why dogs chase their tails


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Post 675

Kumetanzuka the capricious

Hey, pretty girl-dog?
Come here -- wait stop -- come back -- stop
running away! Stop!

nt: how Marvin can 'get his groove back'.


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Post 676

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Here I am, brain the
size of a planet, and they
give me a groove. wow.
smiley - sadface

nt: My Uncle Derek.


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Post 677

Pinniped

I thought about the song-title one for half the afternoon at work. I sort of hoped it would carry on a bit, so...

I'm longing to fly
Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
Shame I'm colour-blind.

Also, we kind of missed out the one about toes (about 24 hours ago) so...

Cute little grey toes -
The sweetest appendages...
After flippers, natch.

There, I feel much better. Better put the Next Topic back.

It's still Uncle Derek. (Is that Pod's Uncle Derek, or a universal Uncle Derek? Maybe I should go ask...)


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Post 678

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Derek likes to draw
faces on eggs with crayons.
He's an archetype.

nt: Heavy Penguins.


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Post 679

Tonto BA (Hons)

When heavy penguins
walk on very thin ice, they
are in trouble, splash.

nt - A giraffe with severe neck ache


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Post 680

Pinniped

Giraffes are thus prone.
This injury may be incurred
in fleeing from bars.

Next topic : How to respond to people who comment that Glasgow is much nicer now than it used to be.


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