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Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 601

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

smiley - cheers
sos for stalking you, but i was very bord

the bloke with the rock
teaches me important stuff
hold rock, not a gun

(war! what is it good for? absolutely nothing smiley - winkeye)

smiley - fairy

next:on stalking pod3


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 602

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Pod 3, hungry, lost,
is stalked by chefs with pasta
bowls filled with noodles.

Next topic: are pumpkins evil, or
just misunderstood?


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 603

Pinniped

Nefarious gourd
of genus Cucurbita
...or are you misjudged?

Traffic cones next, please (maybe something celebrating their aesthetic appeal?)


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 604

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Glossy orange spires
stand etched against black pavement.
Bravely warn: take care!

Next topic: apple cider


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Post 605

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

mulled or just plain and
cold, this is the true drink of
autumn or winter.

falling


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 606

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

aah! aaaaaah!i fall down
alice in wonderland style
down down down down down

next: on trapping your finger in the door and then trying to type (ouch!), like mesmiley - cry

smiley - fairy


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 607

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Trudged through snow, stopped to
rest next to door. Door opened,
thumb caught. Paramedics!

Next topic: Cross-eyed carpenter about to
hit a nail with a hammer


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Post 608

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

lining it up, then
BANG! OUCHIE! missed one nail
-hit another sort

next:on top&tailing in bed(when young-nt gross!)
smiley - fairy


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Post 609

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©



::Hop!::

Sleepless slumber can't
get comfy, tossing top and
down side up again.

Yay.

Next, please: My shoes are too tight.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 610

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

tight shoes are not good
ingrowing toenails and
horrible blisters

smiley - fairy
next:on reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly slow downloadssmiley - online2long


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Post 611

Cabby

Pillows need stuffing,
Yet no feathers to be seen.
Shipment very late!

nt: ambiguity


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Post 612

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

hmmmmmmmmsmiley - erm
ambigous stuff
being vague and not telling
just like this haiku

next:on having freeeeeees at school, but having nothing to do in them smiley - erm

smiley - fairy


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 613

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

I keep coming up with neato haiku,
but my server boots me off before
I get it posted!! Grr.

Having time to blow
Is useless if you don't know
what the h*ll to do.

Here ya go!: Tekkno music


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 614

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

doosh doosh doosh bass bang
my mother shouts 'turn it off!'
i dance and mosh now

next:rockin instrumentals


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 615

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

A band of fieldmice
once knocked out a rockin vibe
but no one heard it.

nt: a tree falling in a forest.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 616

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Trees hear Paul Bunyan
coming. "Let's play dead," they think.
"Crash!" they fall. Gotcha!

next topic: a picnic on the deck of a ship
when the waves are really rolling.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 617

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

A tree has fallen.
I wasn't there but I know.
It happens a lot.

Next!

my hair hurts.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 618

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

a tree falls-who hears?
does it make a sound now, if
no one is around?
smiley - fairy
next:on thinking band-member blokes r fit


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 619

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Oops.

I grab for chicken
but it washes away on
a hard ocean swell.

Pigs.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 620

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

smiley - huh
oink oink oink oink oink
the piggies r in the mud
the police on the beat
smiley - fairy
next;build me up buttercup music


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