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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Started conversation Mar 14, 2001
The old challenge seems to have mysteriously disappeared! 
I hope it's just because it had lots of postings and they hadn't time to moderate it yet.
In any case, I did intend to start here once that conversation got too long, so I guess the event's just been precipitated.
So, without further ado, the first topic.
Onion breath 
, 
or 
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Mar 22, 2001
Onion breath creeping
slowly into my nostrils
causes reversed lunch
New topic: inflatable rafts
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 22, 2001
*puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff*
I pause to take a BIIIIIIIIG breath!
*puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff*
Hey Teaserman! Good to have you aboard (most people seem to be lurking around the old conversation, which is why there hasn't been much activity here, but I'm really glad to see you. 
)! Would you like your name on the haiku challenge page?
Next topic: guavas
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Mar 23, 2001
Guava, oh guava,
How shall I eat you? Perchance
In a jam, or whole.
I would quite like to be on the Haiku Challenge page.
Next: zarf
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 23, 2001
I don't know who zarf
is, but I'm sure he deserves
his own Haiku here.
next: jupiter
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 23, 2001
OK, your name's on the page
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 24, 2001
Did you write me haiku, Ottox? You can have your name on the page too if you did.
*Remembers some haiku when the site went down.* That's good enough for me! Would you like to be famous, Ottox? (Although haiku HERE would be nice too!
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Ottox Posted Mar 24, 2001
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=843642 http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=843715 http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=845475 http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=845580 and nine on Yahoo...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 24, 2001
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry Ottox! I'll add you RIGHT now!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 24, 2001
There!
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Mar 24, 2001
Silently looming,
Jupiter eats asteroids
for brunch on Sundays
FYI: A zarf is not a who, but a thing.
next: mint-flavored dental floss
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 24, 2001
I had no idea WHAT it was(which is probably obvious 
)! Still, never let lack of knowledge get in the way of haiku!
This tastes yummy, but
I'm not sure why they leave the
floss on my pillow!
next: axel grease
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Mar 27, 2001
Axel grease is not
a flotation device for
an emergency.
next: grandparents
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 27, 2001
Babysitters don't
come better than their parent's
parents; or do they?
next: cold winter mornings
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Mar 30, 2001
Cold is subjective,
as is morning; each may be
in winter; Finis.
next: costumes
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Apr 1, 2001
Party upcoming
but can i enjoy myself
dressed up as a nun?
next: vermouth
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Teaserman the Discontinuous Posted Apr 6, 2001
I'm not as smashed as
the girl next door. I found her
swimming through the moor.
next: horse racing
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 6, 2001
my first ever haiku! (and it shows!)
you can make your cash
in lots of ways but never
on racing horses
Next topic: sunshine
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- 1: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 14, 2001)
- 2: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Mar 22, 2001)
- 3: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 22, 2001)
- 4: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Mar 23, 2001)
- 5: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 23, 2001)
- 6: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 23, 2001)
- 7: Ottox (Mar 24, 2001)
- 8: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 24, 2001)
- 9: Ottox (Mar 24, 2001)
- 10: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 24, 2001)
- 11: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 24, 2001)
- 12: Ottox (Mar 24, 2001)
- 13: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Mar 24, 2001)
- 14: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 24, 2001)
- 15: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Mar 27, 2001)
- 16: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 27, 2001)
- 17: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Mar 30, 2001)
- 18: Percy the Snoodle (Apr 1, 2001)
- 19: Teaserman the Discontinuous (Apr 6, 2001)
- 20: Ommigosh (Apr 6, 2001)
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