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Horoscopes for January 2001

Happy New Year!!!

Aries (March 21-April 21)

Don't be afraid to tell someone how stupid their New Year's Resolution is, but be sure to have as much criticism about theirs
as you do about your own. Consider all issues before charging in on another battle... how much do you really need to use up your energy on arguments!?

Taurus (April 22-May 22)

Feeling a bit emotionally insecure!?? There is no need to doubt your abilities. Seek good friends that recognize your capabilities, and the New Year will seem a little smoother.

Gemini (May 23-June 20)

Oooo... you feel temptations from all sides this month. A devil sits on one shoulder while an angel rests on the other. Remember that you can never blame someone else for forcing you into making a
poor decision. Choose carefully..

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You long for the water, but unless you live near the ocean or a lake, you won't get to bathe your feet. Make the move you've been wanting to for awhile... no time is like the present!!!

Leo (July 23-August 22)

You've earned the right to show off your unmistakable confidence. Feel free to express yourself, and don't be afraid to trample on someone's feelings... everyone needs to be made humble now and

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Be careful of being oversensitive, and start the New Year with a clean slate for everyone, even if you feel they are not deserving of it. New friends are made in surprising places.

Libra (September 23-October 23)

Keep close to those who offer support and friendship. You may not need their help just now, but it hurts little to take what is offered. Be sure to determine the fair-weather friends from the
true-blue ones. It's time to be stern.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

December is finally over, and it is time for you to soothe your wracked nerves. Return that ugly sweater and those furry slippers and use some of the money to help buy a full body massage... ooo.. you've earned it!!!

Sagittarius (November 22-December 20)

Think thoroughly about where you are aiming your arguments right now... you are sheer power, and you could do much damage. Put down the liquor. It's time for work again...!

Capricorn (December 21-January 20)

Happy Birthday!!! Tie your emotions down on a firm foundation... it's the best present you can give to yourself... and remember that attitude is everything... if you think you will fail at something, you all ready have.

Aquarius (January 21-February 18)

People aren't willing to listen to you right now, so don't concern yourself too much with stubborn mules... they should listen later. Everyone's just worried about what to give you for your birthday, so throw out a few ideas.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Hee hee hee... you might have made a mess for yourself. This month presents its challenges, but if you are honest with yourself and those closest to you, all will turn out for the better. Untangle
your own knots as slowly as possible.


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