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Look, no hands!

Post 1

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Nexus Seven: "NO! Please, don't! Please, don't take my photo! It'll end up in some sleezy caption competition"


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Post 2

Silly Willy

"Don't worry I learnt this heart-bypass-operation-thingy at med school, it's a doddle"


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Of course they're not fake! Feel them!"


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Post 4

NexusSeven

"Are you sure faith-healing's supposed to involve this much laying-on of hands?"


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Post 5

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Nexus Seven: How many times do I have to tell you, that's NOT a pierced nipple!


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Post 6

Mark Moxon

The NX-7 model comes with six detachable heads, one for every occasion.


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Post 7

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Do we get extra points for naming the occasions?smiley - biggrin
Oops, sorry, wrong forum!


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Post 8

Ashley


No Ben, N7 is not a cow and what your feeling is not an udder...


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Post 9

Silly Willy

"Of course this isn't self-levitation in the strictest sense"


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Post 10

Damson in Distress

"Scandal hits the World Tickling Championships as the finalists gang up on the hot favourite."


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Post 11

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

"This is what we like to call the T-spot. Just press right here and... there you go! His hands shoot RIGHT up!"


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Post 12

Bluebottle

"What did I tell you? I shaved my chest as smooth as a baby's bottom..."


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Post 13

Munchkin

Gottle of Geer


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Post 14

Bluebottle

"Nexus7 was enjoying the h2g2 meet-up until researchers started bursting out of his stomach..."


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Post 15

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

I'm SURE I only used to have TWO arms

JOTD: You buttered your bread, now lie in it.


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Post 16

Jimi X

Of course the next morning, he could find no reasonable explanation for why his belly was so pink.


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Post 17

PTVroman

Although cute, the "Tickle-Me-Nexus" was not a big seller.


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Post 18

Demon Drawer

The Haggunenon suddenly changed from a couch into a five headed beast and started to devour Nexus-7.


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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Police asked the h2g2 team to scrap the smiley - tickle smiley after a series of bizarre muggings.


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Post 20

Baroof

"Ah, crap, it is a guy. Now I owe Bob a beer."


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