A Conversation for The United Conglomerated Amalgamated Integrated Unified Redundancy Land of Redundantly Repetitive Repitition

We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 1

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

smiley - wow

The cows are particularly redundant and
repetitive here! Let's see, how many
cows are there?

There's one.
There's another one.
Oh, and there are five more over in that pasture.
Wait, there are pastures are far as the eye can see.
Each pasture has more cows. A lot more cows.

smiley - cross
This has to stop.
I think I'll trick these cows in this pasture
into thinking they're bumblebees. We could
use the honey. smiley - tongueout

<smiley - wizard chants a magic spell>

smiley - wow

The cows have sprouted wings. They're even smiley - flyhi

YAY!!!!
YAY!!!
YAY!!!


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 2

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Oops!

Those flying cows are too heavy to get
nectar from the buttercups. I will have to
have someone buttress the buttercup stems
so they can hold the extra weight.

smiley - magic
smiley - ok


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 3

Lady Scott

But cow bumblebees don't make honey!
















Cow *honeybees* make honey!

smiley - winkeye


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 4

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

smiley - nahnah

*These* bumblecows *do* make honey.
Hey, if we successfully tricked them
into flying, it should be a piece of smiley - cake
to trick them into making honey, even if
normal bumblebees don't make much (or any)
honey. smiley - tongueout

We can, if you wish, turn some *other* cows
into honeybees. smiley - tongueout

Bumblebees are supposed to be aerodynamically
unsuited for flying anyway, yet they fly.
Cows are no more likely to fly, but all they
have to do is imagine they're bumblebees,
and they can do it.

What a wonderful country! smiley - wow

smiley - ok


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 5

Lady Scott

The land of milk and honey?


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 6

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

smiley - wow

Great song cue, Lady Scott. smiley - ok

smiley - musicalnote

This is a land of milk and honey,
This is a land of sun and song,
And this is a land of good and plenty,
Humble and proud and young and strong...

(Maybe Bob and Elly know this song. smiley - winkeye)


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 7

Lady Scott

Or perhaps not.



smiley - whistle


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 8

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Well, that would be okay, too.
Onscure Amnerican show tunes are
not everyone's cup of smiley - tea.

Perfectly understandable. smiley - smiley


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 9

Little Mischief

"Onscure Amnerican show tunes"
...What on earth are those?

*Wonders if all the honey tastes the same...*


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 10

Lady Scott

They're a lot like obscure American show tunes.







Only different.


And the flavor of the honey changes with the type of flowers where the bees are gathering their nectar.


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 11

Little Mischief

So then, if the flowers are repetitive, then the honey will be repetitive as well.


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 12

Lady Scott

Like a broken record of american show tunes?


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 13

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Repetitive Honey might be a good name for a rock band. smiley - smiley
The band would become so famous that Hollywood would
persuqade the band to make a movie. It would be a B-Movie smiley - wow

smiley - whistle


We've tricked the cows into thinking they're bumblebees

Post 14

Lady Scott

They might even rename the town they came from Honeywood.


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