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new offices!!!

Post 1

broelan

hey everybody!!! i snuck in when you went to lunch and redecorated your offices!!! smiley - nahnah you can see what i've done to them here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a519239
and they've been done with mathnerd's brand of evil smiley - magic, there's nothing you can do to un-redecorate!

enjoy smiley - biggrin


new offices!!!

Post 2

Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ.

...hey... that's... interesting...

Hey, and good news, everyone! We had our first official c********p! Apparently someone out there was offended by a component of the BOOBIES acronym on the page! Far out, huh? Okay, meeting adjourned.


new offices!!!

Post 3

broelan

xxxxx's? i thought they were censoring with *****'s....

glad you like the office smiley - biggrin


new offices!!!

Post 4

Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ.

Maybe they have some internal disagreement on which is less offensive, the *** or the xxx. Because we wouldn't want to risk offending anyone, at all, ever, even a little bit, even for purposes of amusement, and they could just go to another page if they're offended. Nope, wouldn't want to risk it.


new offices!!!

Post 5

Little Mischief

Where's my office!!!?!
*Turns a few of the Mischievious Mice loose in the other offices out of spite*
*Mischievious Mice are chewing holes in curtains, burrowing under comfy seat cushions, chasing the cats, nosing about for cheese.... etc.*
*One of the Mischievious Mice (#36 actually) climbs on Marc's desk, where it encounters the Computer Mouse. Not being familiar with this strain of the genus, the Mischievious one strikes up a conversation:
Mischievious Mouse (MM):So, you're a mouse, are you?
Computer Mouse (CM):Yes, as a matter of fact I am.
MM:Are you Mischievious?
CM:Mischievious? In what way?
MM:In the way that causes Mischief, of course.
CM:Well, no, not mischievious as such....
MM:That's Mischievious, with a Capital M
CM:Er-, no, I guess I'm not very Mischievious, then.
MM:Figures. You don't look like much of a mouse either. Can you squeak?
CM:Squeak? Erm.... how does one...
MM:SQUEAK!
CM:Er-, no.
MM:Very well, then, you leave me no choice! (bites off Computer Mouse's tail, the wound unfortunately is fatal for the Computer Mouse.)*


new offices!!!

Post 6

Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ.

Hey! My mouse! smiley - erm


new offices!!!

Post 7

Acolyte Mathnerd, Seraph of General Evilness and Black Trenchcoats(court devil of the Kindom of Balwyniti, Muse and Keeper)

haha! serves you right! smiley - tongueout

erm, broelan, *i* can still redecorate mine if necessary........ it *is* my brand of evil after all.......

HEY! how did you get a hold of my brand of evil! EXPLAIN!
*a very p****d off minister*


new offices!!!

Post 8

Acolyte Mathnerd, Seraph of General Evilness and Black Trenchcoats(court devil of the Kindom of Balwyniti, Muse and Keeper)

oh NO! *stalks off to her old office*
*secures it with magic AND evil*

okay, broelan, you're gonna get it now!
*starts chasing broelan around*


new offices!!!

Post 9

Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ.

::just to make things more interesting, tosses a few glass bottles, squirt guns, and a meat cleaver into the room where Mathnerd is chasing Broelan::


new offices!!!

Post 10

Acolyte Mathnerd, Seraph of General Evilness and Black Trenchcoats(court devil of the Kindom of Balwyniti, Muse and Keeper)

*magically doubles herself*
*one mathnerd keeps after broelan*
*the other grabs the cleaver and goes after marc*


new offices!!!

Post 11

broelan

violence, violence, violence.... everywhere i go i see-
hey! watch where you're going with that thing!

*snaps her fingers causing a 'stop-animation' effect, marc and mathnerd freeze in place. with a little creative editing on broelan's part, the scene changes drastically.*

*mathnerd is no longer weilding cleaver, she is now holding a feather duster, which will tickle marc senseless when broelan re-animates the room. the landmines have been removed and replaced with lily-pads. the one that marc is frozen in the act of falling towards happens to have a frog on it, which will probably squish rather nastily when he lands.*

*the other mathnerd (chasing broelan) has been turned around so that it will be chasing it's doppleganger, but broelan has placed a sweetening charm on it, so it will be nauseatingly nice to everyone it encounters, including it's other self.*

*snaps fingers again to re-animate the scene.*

mathnerd, i assume the evil is the same brand because we shop at the same store, perhaps?


new offices!!!

Post 12

broelan

*snaps fingers again, having second thoughts. room freezes again.*

on second thought..... perhaps the sweet mathnerd is a little *too* vulnerable.....

*places a charm of indestruction on the sweet mathnerd, so it won't be destroyed by anyone who wishes it would go away (no one in particular, just being precautious....)*

*snaps fingers for the last time (this post) and re-animates room, again.*


new offices!!!

Post 13

Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ.

::squish::

OK, now this is just wierd...


new offices!!!

Post 14

broelan

i just realized that the landmines i turned to lilypads were in the other thread .... oops. i'll just go and fix that....


new offices!!!

Post 15

Little Mischief

Great! My own office! The mice love it. Thanks.

*Fills out paperwork to send off for nameplate.*
*Moves into office, gets comfy.*


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