A Conversation for Hermes Messenger Service Center

HMS

Post 1

Ottox

* Wondering what this Hermes Messanger position is all about *


HMS

Post 2

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

what is there to wonder over!??

Tis cause for celebration... a method of communication... smiley - smiley


HMS

Post 3

Ottox

Eh...???

* Has no experience - still haven't got any idea what the job is... smiley - bigeyes
No excellent messanger abilities, but very good at sitting back and relaxing as the inspiration flies (by). A muse looking forward for an interview! *


HMS--interview...

Post 4

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OH YES!!! AN interview... right...

So...

::taps her Bic(tm) blue pen against the marble-top Greek desk::

Have a seat!!! smiley - smiley

Name a time when you disagreed with a co-worker or didn't along well with him or her... how did you handle this!??


HMS--interview...

Post 5

Ottox

I just disagreed with a fellow muse (http://www.h2g2.com/F52345?thread=88213&post=718899) 8-) I -ed!!! :-D


HMS--interview...

Post 6

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

GREAT!!! You're hired...

All I need for you to do is sign these papers...

Oh yes... and the job entitles you to check on this page and make sure messages and packages get "delivered to userpages" upon request... I'll try and help, too.... and I need more help... smiley - tongueout

You know... it'll be quite slow at first... but just think-- the HOLIDAY season!!! smiley - smiley

::scoots the papers over::


HMS--interview...

Post 7

Ottox

I better wait signing these papers till tomorrow. Have to go to bed now... smiley - sadface And I would like to study them *very* closely!!! (Of course not the small letter part, if you just write "Don't read this" on it - I trust you, you know!!!) smiley - tongueout

Goodnight! smiley - sleepy


HMS--interview...

Post 8

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

You are sooo silly!!!

True HMS material!!! smiley - smiley


Contract

Post 9

Ottox


* C O N T R A C T *
--------------------------------------------------------------------
This contract is a guarantee for a fair and reasonable treatment in the job. Please sign now!!!

Date:

____________

Sign here:

______________________________

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Don't read this:
*in small letters*
By signing this contract I agree to do *whatever* Miss Dragonfly tells me to do. I cannot be a member of any trade union and have no rights to speak, eat or sleep. I have to be online 24-7 and ain't allowed to complain about phonebills. I can only quit this job by a) die, b) be fired by Hermes himself or c) yell "Kykkeliky" in a conversation totally unrelated to the Embassy and Hermes Messanger Service Center.
--------------------------------------------------------------------


Reading the contract

Post 10

Ottox

* thinks: "Fair and reasonable treatment" ...that sounds OK! What's that... "Don't read this" ...hmmm, should I read it even if it says not to?... No, I trust D, she wouldn't cheat me... Now, where did I put my pen... *


Reading the contract

Post 11

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

NO!!! Don't sign it yet...

I need to white out that bottom part first...

::grabs the contract, white outs the bottom, and returns the contract with a nice new pen::

And please, keep the pen... smiley - smiley

::gets up and goes to the chocolate milk machine::

Would you like a chocolate milk!??


Reading the contract

Post 12

Ottox

I would LOVE a chocolate milk smiley - smiley

- and I wonder how much you did white out. All the small letters or just the part about how easily I could quit but you couldn't throw me out? smiley - winkeye



(We should all yell Kykkeliky more often! smiley - silly)


Reading the contract

Post 13

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Well, silly, you have the contract in your hands as well as a chocolate milk... so you tell me!!! smiley - tongueout


Reading the contract

Post 14

Ottox

No, I can't! I'll just sign it. I *said* I wouldn't read it... smiley - silly
* Signs and drinks *
Ahhh! smiley - tongueout


Reading the contract

Post 15

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::files away the contract::


Yawn....

Post 16

Ottox

* Waaaiiitiing for some w*rk to do *


Yawn....

Post 17

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OK... PLease deliver a message to Shazz via the POST to let her know about our service, just in time for the holidays-- that will help me out A LOT!!!! Ask her to put something about it in the next edition of the POST, with a link-- all that good stuff!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!

...better update the Musehome and take a nap... smiley - smiley

smiley - sleepy Yes... it is eleven in the morning... and I've been up about four hours... but... smiley - tongueout


KYKKELIKYYYYY!!!!!

Post 18

Ottox

* yelling *


Oh no!!!

Post 19

Ottox

Damn! That part was erased... I think! smiley - winkeye


Oh no!!!

Post 20

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OH come now... that's not an overwhelming task, is it!?? smiley - cry


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