A Conversation for ParanoiaPost
Peregrin Posted Nov 29, 2000
There's a new issue of ParanoiaPost up! At least, I think there is. Assuming that the memory of me posting it up is correct, there is; but I suppose it's possible that the memory is false and was implanted by aliens in my head in their quest to understand the human soul.
stevezero Posted Dec 2, 2000
yes you are quite correct i have just seen the new issue of paranoia post it's definitely there
that is unless those aliens implanted me with a false memory of seeing it
may be they also implanted the memory of me reading your posting
may be i'm not writing this,they just want me to think i am
i think, i think i'll go and lie down
Peregrin Posted Dec 2, 2000
Sounds like a good plan
Just make sure that your bed really is your bed. There are unconfirmed reports coming in that the aliens have replaced many people's beds with human-eating plants which mimic beds.
stevezero Posted Dec 3, 2000
thanx 4 the warning
i asked my bed if it was a real bed or if it was a human eating plant in disguise
it assured me that it was a real bed
but you know what liars those human eating plants are
so to be on the safe side i now sleep standing up
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Dec 4, 2000
shazzPRME Posted Dec 4, 2000
Yes... you're just jealous that we hold our drink better then you... well... most of us do
Peregrin Posted Dec 5, 2000
Bluebottle Posted Dec 5, 2000
I'll have you know I'm very good at holding drink,
It's just the drinking bit that I have trouble with...
Munchkin Posted Dec 6, 2000
Well, next time round, give it to me and I'll hold it in my belly for you. I'm nice like that.
O and well done on this Paranoia Post thing, but how dare you scupper my plans to build the worlds biggest Penny Farthing!
Peregrin Posted Dec 6, 2000
Sorry, that wasn't me, that was British Airways!
You could always build the world's largest wok...
(oh wait a minute, somebody's already built the Dome)
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- 21: Abi (Nov 24, 2000)
- 22: Peregrin (Nov 29, 2000)
- 23: stevezero (Dec 2, 2000)
- 24: Peregrin (Dec 2, 2000)
- 25: stevezero (Dec 3, 2000)
- 26: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Dec 4, 2000)
- 27: shazzPRME (Dec 4, 2000)
- 28: Peregrin (Dec 5, 2000)
- 29: Bluebottle (Dec 5, 2000)
- 30: Munchkin (Dec 6, 2000)
- 31: Peregrin (Dec 6, 2000)
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