h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or possibly Cornish Pixie.

*grins*
Well I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat either which means you'll have to do it Bagpuss as he's still hiding under his duvet...
*wonders whether to mention that he has the 'Thomas The Tank Engine' matching pillowcases on upside down*

*muffled voice* That's on purpose, so he doesn't run away.

Hmm, this is rather comfortable actually.

They do have a lot of smilies to do with sleep, don't they? Anyway, I'm not very keen on Pasties, so unless it does turn out to be something else, I'm not eating the thing.

Hey Bagpuss, did you know that a Bagpuss DVD is being published? With all the Bagpuss episodes ever on it. I happen to mention in because I'm reading my housemate's SFX right now.

Is anyone going to eat that or do I have to shoot it?

No, I didn't know that. Are there any good extras on the DVD and did it get a good review?

I'm not going to eat it, I'm all full up from erm... eating something.

Oh well I'll be forced to eat it...it's ummm Ministerial duties I guess...protecting the president and all...
*sits and happily munches the pasty*
Mmmm beef

*grins*
Clearly you don't get sent the same high quality junk through the post as I do or along with the latest 'Magic Showcase' catalogoue you would have received a video leaflet which lets you buy a boxed set of three videos with the complete collection of Bagpuss, the Clangers and Ivor the Engine all for the bargainous price of £17.99

Oh and forgive me for sounding dense but how is Bagpuss in SFX? I never really considered it to fit with that...

It didn't say what extras it had, or anything useful like that

And I have no idea why it was mentioned in SFX. But if it wasn't, then I wouldn't have read it.

Oh good, the gremlins/pasties have gone. *comes out from under the bedclothes, and feeds the friendly monster under his bed a *

*wishes to protest against the but is too busy introducing her pet to Peregrins friendly monster*

Mine lives under my desk though as there's no room under my bed...he's very handy as a foot stool if you're working for long periods of time

my friendly used to try and eat my ankles as I got out of bed. But instead of running away screaming in fear, I took a logical approach to the situation and deduced that he's very hungry, but too shy to come out from under the bed to raid the fridge. So I feed him now and then. He's got quite tame.

Aww, just like Androcles. If only all problems could be solved that way.

Well I can be fixed that way, if I'm given food I'll stay quiet and unannoying for hours

Anyway underneath my desk is the only vaguely safe area of my room which is why my lives there but occasionaly my cat lives there too so I have to be careful who I'm using as a food stool as my cat would bite my toes

At least s are nicer than the evil gremlins which live in our houses and prey off our food and watch us all day and fiddle our bills and reset computers at random times and stuff.

*Peregrin looks about nervously*

*resists the urge to shout boo*
Aaaw poor peregrin, plagued by gremlins...
*hugs peregrin and passes him an anti-gremlin *
I have aaaaaaaardvarks which live in my house and do all that stuff but they're much friendlier than gremlins only they tend to cause more mess so maybe you could get an aaaaaaaaaardvark and then all the gremlins would be scared away

I'd recoment Dime Bars as pets actually.... they don't do much... but at least they don't make a mess of the place

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside: Armadillos.

I'd better not have any pets in this house: I have two houseplants which I forget to water for weeks on end. I don't think pets are as resilient as these plants.
I could always get a crocodile, I suppose, they can last for ages without food.

Crocodil would get hungry and eat you so that maybe one of your less good plans, but aaaaaardvarks are good as you don't have to do anything with them they just trample round throwing clothes on the floor leaving empty mugs on windowsills and hiding anything important...they're very companionable.

I think you've confused aardvarks with teenagers, except for that last bit.

*coughs*
Ahem?