A Conversation for MINISTRY OF JELLY!

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Post 101

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Oh...I've got petrol but if I give it to you then I'll not be able to buy any more jelly supplies...admittedly I can't drive anywhere anyway as all the roads are under water but it's got to stop raining soonsmiley - smiley


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Post 102

Peregrin

Well, I have the perfect solution to all these problems.

I don't drive smiley - tongueout


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Post 103

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

So how do you fetch Um Ognob and Um Bongo?


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Post 104

Peregrin

I don't smiley - tongueout

I order my food online - I'm lazy smiley - smiley


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Post 105

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Or you just have your priorities right...I have to leave the house every day though as if I didn't then I'd stop and just stay in the warm and munch chocolate which is probably not too productive for mesmiley - smiley


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Post 106

Peregrin

Well my daily routine isn't exactly productive at the moment...
Actually I did walk to Safeways this morning, and walked back with heavy bags of shopping, and it's quite a long way. That's my exercise for the day smiley - tongueout


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Post 107

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Mine's not in the slightest bit productive but I have to pretend it is or people get worriedsmiley - smiley Although recently it's been getting better as I've actually been doing useful stuff as opposed to notsmiley - smiley


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Post 108

Peregrin

Hmm, useful stuff. I booked a skiing holiday today, is that useful? smiley - winkeye
Now I need to find a job to pay for it...


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Post 109

Icarus

Sorry I'm late, I just noticed the post on my page. Or isn't this a late/early/on time sort of thing? Perhaps I'm early for the next rush instead of being late to the last one. Or maybe I'm just going off on a tangent, which seems to be the case as near as I can tell. I should probably cut it short, as it's liable to keep going. In any event I'm here now, or at least my words are, and whatever's going on should keep doing so.


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Post 110

Peregrin

Ah. That's made things clearer. smiley - winkeye

Well, for your information, there seems to be some sort of queue here. Trouble is, nobody can remember what we're queueing for. I'm getting a sneaking system that somebody has pulled off a clever joke and we're actually queueing round in a circle and not getting anyway.

Anyway, I'm sure Tinkerbell will give you some jelly if you like!


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Post 111

Icarus

Can I get that jelly in bean form?


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Post 112

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*passes over an assortment of 37 flavours of Jelly Beans and looks hopeful at being offered a blue Jelly Bean*
Certainly you can have as much jelly as you like whilst you're here...
*looks warily at Peregrin*
Within reason that issmiley - winkeye
*looks at the smiley poking itself in the eye and wonders why it's doing that*

Oh and booking a skiing holiday is definitely useful as my useful things consisted of driving to Oxford, going on a train to London, catching a tube train to the BBC and then meeting Jenson Button before getting on a tube train in the rush hour and going around London, oh and going to Shropshire for the weekend...I re-applied to Uni as well but I don't know if that's included in my useful thingssmiley - biggrin


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Post 113

Bagpuss

Only 37 flavours? What's missing? Hopefully bloody Mary and peanut butter. Yeuch.

Applying to uni is useful, it means in 3, 4, 5 or 6 years you'll be a qualified person who can do something or other. What course are you after?


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Post 114

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

You can get Peanut Butter jelly beans? That's icky...

It might be useful but I did it last year as well so it's not necessarily on my useful things listsmiley - biggrin Well I was after some vague Englishy thing but then that was switched to English Literature as everywhere I applied to was old so they tended not to run a language course...though I don't see how either those will make me qualified to do something after 3 years but I'll be very good at writing essayssmiley - biggrin


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Post 115

Icarus

Haven't you heard? Selling essays online is a growth industry. Just think: All you have to do is write a bunch of Master's theses and market them and in no time you'll be reasonably not broke. Then again, you could always go into IT. Not terribly original, I'll grant you, but very profitable.


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Post 116

Icarus

Haven't you heard? Selling essays online is a growth industry. Just think: All you have to do is write a bunch of Master's theses and market them and in no time you'll be reasonably not broke. Then again, you could always go into IT. Not terribly original, I'll grant you, but very profitable.


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Post 117

Peregrin

Hmm, cunning. Rather problematic for lecturers too I should think.

At least the internet can't help you in your exams (unless you take in a palmtop or WAP phone, I suppose!)


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Post 118

Bagpuss

Aaargh. Mobile phones in exam halls. Eeeevil!


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Post 119

Icarus

Only if they leave the ringer on. Or if they answer it. I personally can't see the point of the things except for emergencies and the like.


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Post 120

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Oh no they're great fun, you can use them on trains next to some one who's really using it for proper purposes and it doesn't have annoy themsmiley - biggrin

Besides I can't quite see me as an IT specialist...


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