THE MEANING OF LIFE (something like that, anyway.)
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
<h2><center><b>The meaning of life (with Glendor)</b></center></h2>
<p>Many people say that the meaning of life is all about love but, a lot say it’s just to survive. I don’t know about all you guys out there but here I don’t want “just to survive” I want to love and be loved, I want to be free and to do what ever I want. I want to jump in front of a bus to see what it feels like to be squashed. Life can’t just be about survival, if it was it wouldn’t be fun!!!.</p>
<p>Have you ever wondered what it would be like to know everything? Sure you have, we all have. So why don’t we? Because it’s impossible (say some). Because we haven’t been taught all of it (say others). BUT I SAY (in capitals for effect) it’s because we believe that we don’t know everything. </p>
<p>For example, if someone came up to you and said I know everything you’d be like, “yeah right, mate, ‘course you do.” And walk of laughing. But what would you say if someone could prove they new everything, you just would think there was some kinda trick. That’s because your state of mind holds you back. Not even I have managed complete knowledge yet, but I know it’s possible.</p>
<p>If someone eventually trains their mind to believe they know everything then they will know everything. When someone does it (and they will do it) they will rule the world. Now you’re all thinking “what has this got to do with the meaning of life?” And I’ll tell you, for I believe that the meaning of life is to HAVE COMPLEAT KNOWLEDGE (again, in capitals for effect)
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<p>Once I was alone like all of you out there. I know you think you have friends, loved ones, family but, really, you’re all alone. Even with total and complete knowledge you would be alone, there is no escape. OR IS THERE? Of course there is – I wouldn’t have brought it up if there wasn’t! GLENDOR is the only way that you can be completely un-alone. “Glendor who is Glendor?” I hear you ask, She is the one and only chicken God, she is the best God there is and she loves everyone of us. If you follow Glendor then you can achieve your life, you can achieve complete knowledge!</P>
<p>“Why?” you say, “Why do we need to worship Glendor to achieve our goal?” It is because we are feeble, don’t deny it, we are feeble. All of us are not strong enough (alone) to stand complete knowledge but with Glendor to support us, we will rule the world. </p>
Will you join us? Join the Church of Glendor. We accept anyone – you can keep your faith with other Gods, she does not mind. All you have to do is contact me via this article and say you want to join. Your name will be put on the list and you can be one with US.
JOIN NOW.
HIGH PRIEST of GLENDOR commands you (that’s me).
<p>Many people say that the meaning of life is all about love but, a lot say it’s just to survive. I don’t know about all you guys out there but here I don’t want “just to survive” I want to love and be loved, I want to be free and to do what ever I want. I want to jump in front of a bus to see what it feels like to be squashed. Life can’t just be about survival, if it was it wouldn’t be fun!!!.</p>
<p>Have you ever wondered what it would be like to know everything? Sure you have, we all have. So why don’t we? Because it’s impossible (say some). Because we haven’t been taught all of it (say others). BUT I SAY (in capitals for effect) it’s because we believe that we don’t know everything. </p>
<p>For example, if someone came up to you and said I know everything you’d be like, “yeah right, mate, ‘course you do.” And walk of laughing. But what would you say if someone could prove they new everything, you just would think there was some kinda trick. That’s because your state of mind holds you back. Not even I have managed complete knowledge yet, but I know it’s possible.</p>
<p>If someone eventually trains their mind to believe they know everything then they will know everything. When someone does it (and they will do it) they will rule the world. Now you’re all thinking “what has this got to do with the meaning of life?” And I’ll tell you, for I believe that the meaning of life is to HAVE COMPLEAT KNOWLEDGE (again, in capitals for effect)
</P>
<p>Once I was alone like all of you out there. I know you think you have friends, loved ones, family but, really, you’re all alone. Even with total and complete knowledge you would be alone, there is no escape. OR IS THERE? Of course there is – I wouldn’t have brought it up if there wasn’t! GLENDOR is the only way that you can be completely un-alone. “Glendor who is Glendor?” I hear you ask, She is the one and only chicken God, she is the best God there is and she loves everyone of us. If you follow Glendor then you can achieve your life, you can achieve complete knowledge!</P>
<p>“Why?” you say, “Why do we need to worship Glendor to achieve our goal?” It is because we are feeble, don’t deny it, we are feeble. All of us are not strong enough (alone) to stand complete knowledge but with Glendor to support us, we will rule the world. </p>
Will you join us? Join the Church of Glendor. We accept anyone – you can keep your faith with other Gods, she does not mind. All you have to do is contact me via this article and say you want to join. Your name will be put on the list and you can be one with US.
JOIN NOW.
HIGH PRIEST of GLENDOR commands you (that’s me).
