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Created Oct 9, 2000 | Updated Oct 20, 2010

Heaven...

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Welcome to Heaven H.Q...

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Anyone not either an Angel, or someone bearing an 'Access All Areas Pass To Heaven' or an entirely 'wholly' dead person, should leave now...I mean RIGHT NOW !!!

<CENTER>If you would really like to stay, please go an apply for Angel Membership<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A300943">HERE</A>.</CENTER>

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This is a slick foyer located in the heart of the Heavenly City complex. Tall 100ft windows catch the light from outside. One can look out on the Boulevard of Dreams, seeing all the inhabitants looking like they have just arrived from Florida, proving conclusively. Firstly, that fashion sense isn't a requisite for making it in the afterlife, and Secondly, that to live in a place like Florida, one doesn't necessarily need to have Alzeimers to be blissfully happy. 

There are a number of places to visit here in Heaven. Here we have provided a number of links to the main sections...

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This is the 'Wings Bar', where Angels generally like to sit and chat over a drink, talk about today's adventures, and make future plans. All drinks come with compliments of the 'Management'. Just one of the perks of being 'Heaven Sent'. One of the advantages of such a place is that private business, not directly affecting the public can be discussed.

(So the Guardian Angels page is used solely for public face of the Guardian Angels...) 

Behind the bar Saint Rasputin serves up his latest concoctions, that have so much kick, it's probably a good thing most of his clientele have 'passed-on'.

Apart from his famous St.Rasputin's Chemical Mindrotter, he has St.Joan's Firewater & Lazarus’s Pick-Me-Up tonic, guaranteed to enliven proceedings... 

To say he speaks in broken English would be an insult to the valiant attempts of our ape cousins. Indeed, his basic grasp of the Russian language bears testament to years of Vodka abuse, not lack of education. He relies far too heavily on dramatic bushy eyebrows, which have sent more than one young lady 'officially' Goo-Goo-Ga-Ga...<HR>

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If you feel a little lost here the signpost will give you some much needed advice for the novice Guardian Angel...<HR>

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Please make sure you post here, so you can be informed about up & coming events. Plus, you can post your own events for other Angels to attend... <HR><PRE>

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BASIC FLIGHT TRAINING... 
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This thread offers a light hearted & informative look at being one of the heavenly sent...<HR>

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If you are having trouble putting your pages together, please ask the experts here (either HTML or GuideML...) <PRE>

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GUARDIAN ANGEL FLIGHT LOG... 
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Here you can record any activities you have acheived as a Guardian Angel...<HR>

ZAX's LOUNGE... 
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A reserved area set aside for everyone's favourite alcoholically enhanced Archangel... <HR>

JELTZ's CAFE... 
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Everyone's favourite Vogon has set up a Cafe for the more cosmopolitan of Angels. So why not come and have a latte & wear your favourite Italian loafers & pipe...<HR>

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Here you can have a semi-private chat with GOD... <HR>

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If you have any concerns about being a Guardian Angel please seek answers here... <HR><PRE>

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If you really require ongoing help, the lovely Archangels have set-up a page entirely devoted to helping new Angels out...<PRE>

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Finally, You might also like to sign-up over at our egroups site. It certainly is a good way with keeping up with good friends. Simply go the <A HREF="http://www.egroups.com/group/h2g2GAs">h2g2GAs...</A>

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<DD><A HREF="#Section1">1. So What Are The Angels All About...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section2">2. The Registry Of Angels...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section3">3. How Do I Become An Angel...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section4">4. Angel Resources Page...</A>
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<A NAME="Section1">1. So What Are The Angels All About...</A>
The Angels are a collective of pious souls, who are here to help out newbies who have recently logged-on at H2G2. We feel duty bound to help you through your early navigation of the wonderful possibilities that H2G2 offers. As with most groups in society, a number of cliques & in-jokes are cultivated, we hope we can help you understand the locals. 
Well, most of them...

The Angels have been 'called' to help the H2G2 community. In the quest for knowledge, friendship & in the general pursuit of happiness. So, quiet a roving brief you might say...

So if you simply want to know where are the happening places at H2G2, or you have just signed-up and your feeling a little lonely & left out of things. The Angels can help you get on the right road heading to Happyville.

If you have any general questions about Life, the Universe & Everything. I’m sure the Angels will get you across some of the hard-yards, or at least point you in the general direction of the minefield. ;-) 

If you want advice regarding finding resources for your homepage, I’m sure the Angels will give you help finding the files, finding a place to ‘dump’ your files and how to manipulate them. They can render you all the basic or advanced computing advice you need. So you can fast track your way towards your very first web-page ! 

Who knows, if you ask nicely, you might even end up with your own Guardian Angel... 

So, don’t be shy. The Angels will show you the way...

You may also like to take a look at our new...
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If you want to ask the Angels Questions 
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If you would like to have your very own Guardian Angel 
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<A NAME="Section2">2. The Registry Of Angels...</A>

You will probably recognise the Angels by their Black Clothes, Dark Shades & White Wings. You might even have involuntarily swooned as one of them went past, don't worry. It's to be expected...

Here are the Saints, who are willing to render you assistance...

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U116730">Saint Zax </A> - Patron Saint of Alcoholic Indulgence 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U33706">Saint Ioreth </A> - Patron Saint of Happy Accidents 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U117338">Saint Jeltz </A> - Patron Saint of Poetic License 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U118119">Saint Benji </A> - Patron Saint of the Barking Mad 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U109641">Saint Tweetie </A> - Patron Saint of Impossible Escapes 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U81931">Saint "Asteroid" Lil </A> - Patron Saint of Graphic Detail 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U96026">Saint Quorthon </A> - Patron Saint of Furry Metal 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U107594">Saint Thistle </A> - Patron Saint of Prickly Personalities 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U108118">Saint Desinagro </A> - Patron Saint of Double Entendrés 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U100945">Saint Cheese </A> - Patron Saint of Long Lunches 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U50758">Saint Lisa </A> - Patron Saint of Unrequited Love 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U116798">Saint Cloughie </A> - Patron Saint of Flying Pigs 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U109504">Saint 'Evil' Dan </A> - Patron Saint of Weekendism 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U113301">Saint (Doctor) John </A> - Patron Saint of the Chemically Challenged 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U91211">Saint Cutlery </A> - Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U116348">Saint KoRn BaLl </A> - Patron Saint of Corny Remarks 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U55075">Saint Irving Washington </A> - Patron Saint of the Highly Strung 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U25551">Saint Bruce </A> - Patron Saint of the Pixelly Challenged 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U99947">Saint Sporkulious Eglon </A> - Patron Saint of Creative Truth's 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U108409">Saint Justin </A> - Patron Saint of Paper-Cuts 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U38390">Saint Technicolor Yawn </A> - Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U37132">Saint Paperdoll </A> - Patron Saint of the Painfully Shy 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U114004">Saint Possum </A> - Patron Saint of Creatures of the Night 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U55795">Saint Jester </A> - Patron Saint of Village Idiots 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U91961">Saint 'Nameless' </A> - Patron Saint of Brevity 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U115142">Saint Taco-Chako </A> - Patron Saint of Mixed Metaphors 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U115769">Saint 'Silent' Bob </A> - Patron Saint of the Silent Majority 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U129266">Saint Halo </A> - Patron Saint of the Lucky Charms 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U121753">Saint Moo Juice </A> - Patron Saint of Country Folk 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U120129">Saint John (the Rather Ordinary) </A> - Patron Saint of the Technologically Frustrated 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U103051">Saint William Jenkins </A> - Patron Saint of Tea 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U113174">Saint Canadian Girl </A> - Patron Saint of Frogs 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U132763">Saint Manxie </A> - Patron Saint of Sociable Hermits 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U114221">Saint Chrome101 </A> - Patron Saint of Bad Dancing 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U137089">Saint Fashion Cat </A> - Patron Saint of Indolent Students 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U132228">Saint Jimmiejaz </A> - Patron Saint of Nadsat Fashion 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U135575">Saint Girleight </A> - Patron Saint of the Accident Prone 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U112331">Saint "Capt." Al Boy </A> - Patron Saint of Missing Links 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U133060">Saint Courtney </A> - Patron Saint of Social Embarrassment 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U139455">Saint Clelba </A> - Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U140459">Saint Bob of Bobsville </A> - Patron Saint of Original Spelling 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U128652">Saint Galaxy Babe </A> - Patron Saint of Tantrums 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U135793">Saint "Alias" </A> - Patron Saint of Insignificant Coincidences 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U139456">Saint Wampus </A> - Patron Saint of Apathy 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U140051">Saint (Mr.) Indifferent </A> - Patron Saint of Uncertainty 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U106773">Saint Alicat </A> - Patron Saint of Good Taste 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U143346">Saint Zoe </A> - Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U129889">Saint Nim the Cat </A> - Patron Saint of Intricate Complexes 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U143907">Saint M'niki </A> - Patron Saint of Anonymous Artists 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U145189">Saint Pletch </A> - Patron Saint of Semi-Lost Causes 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U124956">Saint Kasia </A> - Patron Saint of Syncopation 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U145043">Saint Lys </A> - Patron Saint of Asylum Seekers 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U115764">Saint Don Alfredo </A> - Patron Saint of Family Business 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U95192">Saint Thomas </A> - Patron Saint of Small Shiny Things 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U99492">Saint Jax Armani </A> - Patron Saint of the Wholly Unremarkable 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U100633">Saint Lou Lou </A> - Patron Saint of Triplets 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U132526">Saint (Miss) Angelwings </A> - Patron Saint of Blue Skies 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U145912">Saint Amanda Panda </A> - Patron Saint of Novel Ideas 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U147055">Saint Lizard Prince (Court of the Lizard King) </A> - Patron Saint of Dead Rock Stars 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U147663">Saint Tide </A> - Patron Saint of Snack Foods & Small Animals 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U145245">Saint Triv </A> - Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U139689">Saint Sea </A> - Patron Saint of the Easily Amused 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U115656">Saint Agony Aunt </A> - Patron Saint of Busy Bodies 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U139239">Saint Kes </A> - Patron Saint of Lost Poetry 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U124084">Saint Arutha </A> - Patron Saint of Personal Magnetism 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U103536">Saint Greedyman </A> - Patron Saint of Sarcasm 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U135628">Saint Titania </A> - Patron Saint of Mythical Characters 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U149453">Saint Vince </A> - Patron Saint of the Indecisive & Nyphomaniacs 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U48898">Saint LePerdyMonkee </A> - Patron Saint of the Selectively Ignored 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U98816">Saint Dragonfly </A> - Patron Saint of Muses 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U146196">Saint Redfish </A> - Patron Saint of Aquatic Life 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U146289">Saint Jezzrian </A> - Patron Saint of Dubious Reasoning 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U146591">Saint Salam Saberhagen </A> - Patron Saint of Indomitable Spirits 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U148120">Saint Egon </A> - Patron Saint of Vodka 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U150867">Saint Jamazon </A> - Patron Saint of the Hyperactive 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U150777">Saint Dargent </A> - Patron Saint of Sticky Affairs 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U100796">Saint Wilson Brown Bear </A> - Patron Saint of the Unbearably Depressed 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U54754">Saint Pegasus </A> - Patron Saint of Procrastination 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U152725">Saint Lord Sin </A> - Patron Saint of White Lies 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U152281">Saint Seven Of Nine </A> - Patron Saint of Empathy 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U146152">Saint Mixed Nuts </A> - Patron Saint of Nutty Behaviour 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U153857">Saint Aunt B '93 </A> - Patron Saint of Painted Dolls 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U1137209">Saint JFSJBB </A> - Patron Saint of Asymmetric Hydrochronology 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U149781">Saint Hezher </A> - Patron Saint of Chocoholics 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U43646">Saint Jenny & Fred the Cheese </A> - Patron Saint of the Fantastically Creative 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U152745">Saint Arthur Dentist </A> - Patron Saint of Novocaine 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U142501">Saint Matt </A> - Patron Saint of Random Probability 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U144092">Saint Blue </A> - Patron Saint of the Lonely & Blue 

<A NAME="Section3">3. How Do I Become An Angel...</A>

Have you ever watched Wings of Desire and thought, ‘I could do that’. Have you ever felt the need to contribute to society by simply looking cool ? Have you ever felt the need to live your life on a wing & a prayer ?

Well, why not become a H2G2 Guardian Angel !

We are looking for people who want to help out the H2G2 community, but are perhaps unable to take on the formal role & demands of an ACE.

So, if you think that you would like to help, and of course your pious enough ;-) , please read on... 

* Back to the Spiel * 

Due to a shortfall in worthy applicants, I have been forced to delve into the realm of the living, to recruit souls for the important task of being Guardian Angels...

Here is just a list of some of the highly valued accessories a newly recruited Guardian Angel receives :-) 

&#176 An Access All Areas Pass to Heaven 
&#176 A personally signed Autograph from GOD - almighty 
&#176 The new jet black longcoat, trousers and shirt, to really standout (if milling in the background weren’t the height in ‘couldn’t-care-less’ sheik) 
&#176 Jet Black Paranormal Specs - For seeing how BLACK peoples souls are. 
&#176 A set of beautifully sculptured white wings, personally designed by Jean Paul Gaultier. 
&#176 Membership to the highly sort after ‘Wings Club’ 
&#176 Oh, and immortality...

So, what does a newly recruited Guardian Angel do ?

Bring joy & happiness to the world... Usually though, they tend to find someone in need, who is after information, help or comfort. Generally, showing them around the great big, wide cosmos known as H2G2, and the beyond...

Not just anybody can walk in off the street, and by that evening, be walking around with a fashionable set of wings. I have lined up a series of probing questions, to tax the very essence of your humanity...

If you saw a road accident, would you ?
a) Giggle. 
b) Take photos and/or hire a video camera. 
c) Help.

If someone confides that they are an Atheist, what would you do ?
a) Start a Holy War. 
b) Consider taking them off your Christmas card list (...for what’s it really to them). 
c) Show some understanding. 

If you were to choose between saving the life of Douglas Adams and a small puppy, from falling off a cliff, would you ?
a) Procrastinate, as they fell to their doom. 
b) Grab the authors hand and say ‘Aren’t you the guy who wrote Mostly Harmless’, before releasing his hand, whilst maniacally laughing. 
c) Save the puppy.

If you could think of a way of bringing eternally world peace ?
a) Would you hold the world to ransom, by offering to sell the information at an exorbitant price. 
b) Skip Town on an alien spacecraft, just to spite the rest of humanity. 
c) Seek medical help.

If you won the lottery, would you ?
a) Buy 8/10th’s of the worlds water supply, and bump the price up to $5 a litre. 
b) Become a professional Miser. 
c) Give a large sum of your money to the ‘Bankrupt Millionaires Charity’, so they need not suffer the indignity of eating No-Name brand caviar.

If you have answered C to any of the above, you are worthy of joining our ranks...

<A NAME="Section4">4. Angel Resources Page...</A>

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan is continually creating handy new snippets of code that you might like to add to your homepage (such as the handy drop-down menu containing links to all the other saints & code for including the GA logo on your page). So why not venture over to the Angel's Resource Page... <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A441253">HERE...</A>

<A NAME="Section5">5. Submitting Ideas & Artwork ...</A>
If you would like to add any Ideas or Artwork pertinent to this collaborative page. Please email to <a HREF="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</A> Or add general suggestions to <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/F37639?thread=48818&skip=0&show=300">THIS</A> thread... 
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<A>THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS...</A>
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Of late, I have become a little bit dissatisfied with MY ten
commandments. The heavy reliance upon such things as coveting a
neighbours ox, generally speaking, mean little to urban dwellers.
So, I would like to update some of the old ones to a modern context,
and even put in a few new ones as well. So, as part of my new
customer service initiative, I thought, I would let you in on the
design process.

I’d hope some of them might be retained like the stealing, murder,
but I’m quite open to whether the rest still make into the top ten...

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What with keeping the Universe generally spinning in
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Anyone trying to bribe their way into heaven like the erstwhile Mr.Adams, will be severely dealt with...

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<A HREF="http://homestead.deja.com/user.matkershaw/files/Roleplay1.doc">From Here To Insanity...</A> a recommended Hitch-hiker's Roleplaying adventure. (MSWord) 

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Why not wander over to her lair, the one & only Greebo the Cat ! She
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<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U55742">BISTROIST</A>
is quite possibly the froodiest character ever. He is the
guy who puts all other 'guys' in perspective. Crisis lines are jammed
in his home region of Denmark, by young ladies, everytime he goes on
Holidays...

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U111050">LIVZY</A>
is the guy to contact if you want a devishly good time...</A>

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U113301">DOCTOR JOHN</A>
although not strictly part of the medical establishment. He certainly
is a prescription for a good time...
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U55075">IRVING WASHINGTON</A>
some folks you don't want mess with, especially folk musicians...

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U33706">IORETH</A>
testing the boundries between logic & insanity...
Amendment: Her lawyers would like to make it clear, she isn’t insane, she is just very, very eccentric...

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U96026">MIKE A</A>
carrying more heavy metal knowledge than a shady international
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one of the greater celestial bodies...

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simply - heaven sent...

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the first person ever to make 'bone idleness' a religious experience...

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it is impossible to escape her charms...

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<DD><A HREF="#Section1">1. Some Basic Computer Guidance...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section2">2. How Do I Move Around The Guide...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section3">3. Registering...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section4">4. My Homepage...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section5">5. Guide Entries...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section6">6. Edited & Recommended Guide Entries...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section7">7. Journal Entries...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section8">8. Forums...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section9">9. Tricks & Tactics...</A>
<DD><A HREF="#Section10">10. Other Handy Links...</A>

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<A NAME="Section1">1.Some Basic Computer Guidance...</A>

Welcome...

The Guide for a novice user can be a daunting prospect, especially if one hasn't really used a computer before. We hope this Guide to the H2G2 will help to demystify the process, so you can continue your travels with the least amount of fuss... 

Firstly I would like to draw your attention to the following phrases... 

Browser: A browser is the device that you are using now. It is the software that lets you move around the World Wide Web 

World Wide Web: If we say that your computer has a certain amount of files on its hard-disk, the world wide web basically creates an environment whereby you can access information from ‘other’ hard-disks. 

An Application: Is basically a program that lets you create or utilise data. So most programs that came with your computer that let you say - create letters, spreadsheets, drawings & find files. Indeed your browser is a utility, because it enables you to find far away files. 

Copy & Pasting

It may be of some use to copy & paste your text from a word processor. This has two fantastic advantages most people will find a veritable boon...
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<LI> If your entry doesn't reach its destination for what ever reason, you can easily attempt to post again.
<LI> Most recent word processors allow you to spell check your document. Saving time & possibly unnecessary embarrassment.</OL>

Tip: If you really cannot afford to lose your data, save your document BEFORE you transfer to your browser for posting. 

In terms of actually copying & pasting documents. Most applications have a ‘title bar’ similar to the top of your browser. Here is generally the process 
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<LI>Click on the text you want to use
<LI>Click the mouse button on the 'Edit' menu, find 'Select All' and click. Your text should now be highlighted
<LI>Click again on the 'Edit' menu and find 'Copy' and click again. You will now have it stored on what is termed your computer's 'clipboard'
<LI>Now go to your browser and click in the message box of the forum conversation you are ready to send off.
<LI>Click your mouse button on the 'Edit' menu and find 'Paste'. Click, and you now should have your chosen text in the box. Be careful to make sure everything is to your satisfaction, and submit your entry.</UL>


<A NAME="Section2">2. How Do I Move Around The Guide...</A>

Moving around (Scrolling) 

For those with only limited computer experience, 'scroll-bars' help one move about the page (you will notice them both right & below this page). Holding down the mouse button on the vertical arrows will move you up & down this page. Clicking down and holding on the small square in-between the arrows will give you the ability to ‘drag’ the page up & down quickly. The same applies for the horizontal scroll-bar 

Links 

The general method of moving around the internet are links. Links can occur in the text like <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U131224">THIS</A>. Please note they are generally denoted by them being underlined. They can occur like the helpful same page links<A HREF="#Top"> ABOVE</A> that help you find the relevant part of the document. Finally, they can occur in the form of a picture like the following link to the Main Angel Page... 
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Tip: Most picture type links can be detected here at H2G2 by the beige/blue outline around the picture. 

LINKS 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/DontPanic-FAQ">Don't Panic FAQ</A> Is the sites rather lengthy but still informative guide to its features. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/DontPanic-Tour">Don't Panic Tour</A> A step by step guide to the site. 


<A NAME="Section3">3.Registering...</A>

Registering

If you have forgotten your password. At the <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/register">registration</A> screen, simply input your e-mail address in the existing users section and leave the password section blank. Now go and open your e-mail account and you should have an email message from the H2G2 Editors. Simply 'Cut & Paste' the address given or write it down, and input it into your browser address (the http://... section). 

Tip: There is also a small box present at the registration screen. If you are using a computer accessed by others, you should click on it to uncross the box. If you don't, the next time the computer is used, anyone maybe able to use your account at H2G2.


<A NAME="Section4">4.My Homepage...</A>

Homepage

Around your homepage are a number of features that need to be explained...


Let's first take a look at the top section...

If you look up at the top of your page you will see a large HG symbol in the left hand corner. You can click this at anytime to go to the <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com">Main Page</A> of H2G2. From here a lot of helpful links, information and an outline of current community activities can be found. 

My Space: This is a handy link that directs you back to your homepage when you have finished searching other pages here at H2G2 (assuming you have logged-in of course). 

Don't Panic: This is designed to be the help page of H2G2. You will find a comprehensive index dealing with most things at H2G2. It can be a little daunting at first, but it is definitely worth checking out. 

Ask H2G2: This is link to a community page where you can ask questions. So if something is bugging you either trivial or profound, let others help you find the answer 

Tell H2G2: This button lets you create a <A HREF="#Section5">Guide Entry. </A> 

Feedback Forum: This button lets you tell the Community Editor about any problems or ideas you have. 

Who's Online: Is a handy button that lets you see who else is currently on-line. 

Shop: This button directs you to the Douglas Adams shop. 

Logout: If you wish to finish your activities at H2G2, it is best if you officially log-out for the day/night. Just so no-one has the opportunity to access under your user-name. 

Company Info: If you wish to find out more about H2G2.Ltd, please click this button. 

Search: This search section is a tool for finding information at H2G2. You simply input the text you wish to find information about into the blank box to the right, and click the search button. Alternatively, you can leave the space blank to do a more specific kind of search.

You could also check out the index called Life, Universe & Everything for topic areas you might like to investigate. Or perform a 'Power Search' which is recommended for finding relevant forum discussions of interest. 

We can now take a look at the user identification box on the right...

Edit Page: This button allows you to create or edit your <A HREF="#Section4">Homepage</A>.

My Preferences: Here you can change your username, details and your password if so desired. To get back to your homepage from here you either need to click the 'Back' button on your browser, or press the 'My Space' button on your icons at the top of the page as above. 

The guide also has two styles of presentation, namely 'albaster' or 'goo'. The second one is probably best used by more experienced web-surfers. You also have the opportunity to access an advanced version of these if so desired. 

Tip: Many people like to use this feature to 'advertise' one of their newer pages after their name. 
Now to the left of the title screen we can see the following... 

Most Recent Forums: This part will display the latest <A HREF="#Section8">forums </A> you are involved in. You can click on the small link at the bottom for a more detailed listing. 

Most Recent Guide Entries: This next section down displays your most recently created <A HREF="#Section5">Guide Entries</A>. There is also a button here for creating further ones. 

Most Recent Edited Guide Entries: Obviously, this section lists your most recent <A HREF="#Section6"> Edited Guide Entries </A>. 

Finally, the bottom section of the page... 

Discuss: This feature is activated when you have made an attempt to put a homepage together. It means that people can now discuss your homepage and generally say ‘Hello’. 

Journal Entries: This part displays your journal entries. There is a button for creating more present. Please be sure to read the appropriate section on <A HREF="#Section7">Journal Entries </A> before using this function. 

Now we come to the actual process of setting up a homepage... 

When you have been transferred to your homepage you will noticed three main areas of the screen. The large top section is your 'Homepage Title Screen'. The bottom one is your Journal Entries. The left section contains your most recent Forum/Guide/Official entries. 

Homepage Title Screen. 

We recommend that you at least attempt to put something in this section to begin with. Don't worry if it seems a little barren at first. The main thing is that once you have put something in there, you have enabled others with the ability to contact you and say 'Hello'. 

Your Homepage Title Screen can be edited by clicking on the ‘Edit Page’ button located on the right-hand side of the screen. You will then be presented with a blank screen where you can input any data you desire. 

At the bottom of the screen you have a number of options... 
Add Guide Entry: Is for when you have completed your homepage to your satisfaction and wish to have your title page updated. 

Preview: Lets you see how you are going so far, it lets you see your title screen as it would appear. If you are happy with it, go to Add Guide Entry 

If you have a faily elaborate homepage, it is always worth checking BEFORE you update your page. Being human, you can sometimes delete an important piece of information, which you can sometimes spend hours looking for the problem. Infact, sometimes its much easier to go back and redo things from scratch.

Plain Text/GuideML/HTML: These bullets when clicked & 'Change Style' is pressed change the type of computer language used on your homepage. 

Tip: If you are a relative newcomer to computers we recommend your first attempt at a homepage should be done with plain text (don't forget you can use smileys here as well - see bottom of the creation screen). If you wish you can scroll down the screen and click the link for help. 

Obviously, if you have had experience with HTML then that is your best bet. GuideML is only recommended to those who have a good knowledge HTML or XL. 

Once you have created your Homepage Title Screen, please heartily slap yourself on the back, because you now have the knowledge to create your very own Guide Entries as well...!!! 

Related Links

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A155701">Instructions for Using GuideML</A> if you have basic questions about GuideML. 
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/Writing-GuideML">GuideML F.A.Q</A> Your questions may have already been answered here. 
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic">Bruce’s GuideML Clinic</A> Saint Bruce has a forum set aside for any GuideML questions. 
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A349373">GuideML Gadgets</A> these javascript gadgets might help with your page.
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A187292">Known Bugs In Browsers</A> is a handy link if you are having troubles.

<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/~annabella/html.html">Annabella HTML Guide</A> The best & easiest way to learn about using HTML. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A266951">Special Character Codes</A> if you get envious of others who use funny symbols in their text 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A304354">Lil’s Atelier</A> Saint Lil has a number of artists over at the Atelier who might be able to help you with your graphic needs. 


<A NAME="Section5">5.Guide Entries...</A>

Guide Entries 

Guide Entries function in a very similar way to your title page. To create a new Guide Entry scroll down to bottom of the left hand side of your homepage. Now click on the ‘create new guide entry’ section. 

As you will see, it functions in a similar way to your ‘Homepage Title Screen’. 

 Tip: Before you start, it is probably wise to consider whether you are creating the entry for fun or to be considered for the ‘Edited Section’ of the Guide. To be approved most articles are required to be factual, original, concise and well written. 

Related Links

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A270325">Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to Clubs</A> is handy for finding & showing off your latest page. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A344756">Quick Reference</A> another place to find & show off your latest page. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A192791">Tell us about the World of H2G2</A> this is a place where you may leave your new page's details for the Community Editor's section on the main page.


<A NAME="Section6">6.Edited & Recommended Guide Entries...</A>

Approved Guide Entries

To gain recognition for your labours there are two types of distinction you can seek out, namely 'Recommended Guide Entries' or 'Edited Guide Entries'.

This has come about because the editors have tried to relieve the burden of the backlog of submissions by encouraging the community to take a far more active role in the editorial process.

Scouts : These are fellow researchers who look through the guide finding entries that might be suitable for inclusion in the Recommended Guide Entries' list. They can help you get your article together and offer advice as well. 

Peer View Page : Is a page you are encouraged to use in seeking help from fellow researchers in improving and critiquing your entry before you submit it for the 'Edited Guide'. Later on you can come back with your finished entry and formally submit it here.

Recommended Guide Entry : This is a selection of guide articles chosen by the community as being worthwhile to read, they have not under gone the strict editing process to be included in the main 'edited' guide. That does not stop them for being included as an edited guide entry at a later though.

Edited Guide Entries : Once you have completed your fabulous new Guide Entry, you might want to have it submitted to make it an ‘Edited Guide Entry’. You can now go and post your submission to the Peer Review Page. It generally takes 4-5 weeks before you get any feedback. It will eventually be handed to a Sub-Editor who will either send you some ideas on how to improve your entry or you will receive an e-mail congratulating you on it's acceptance. It will also appear on the H2G2 <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com">Main Page</A> that day.

Related Links

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/Scouts">Scouts</A> This is the homepage of the community based scouts who are normally able to help you when constructing an entry.

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/PeerReview">Peer Review Page</A> This page is designed to be where you can come for advice & some feedback on your article you plan to submit for the edited guide. This is also where you submit your completed article for inclusion in the 'edited' part of the guide.

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/Writing-Guidelines">Editorial Guidelines</A> When you have an entry you are ready to submit to the edited guide, it is best make sure it conforms to current editorial policy.

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/SubEditors-Style">Sub-Editorial Guidelines</A> This section is invaluable in working up your entry within the parameters of the sub-editors guidelines. 


<A NAME="Section7">7.Journal Entries...</A>

Journal Entries 

Journal Entries operate differently to Guide Entries. These are entries that will remain on your homepage for the foreseeable future. Once they have been made, they cannot be removed, so a little thought is required before toying around with this function. 

This section is designed to be the place for personal observations of the intrepid H2G2 researcher, so if there is anything you wish to proclaim to the world, you had better be able to live with it & presumably spell it... 

You cannot use HTML or GuideML here unfortunately, so please be careful not to, as a page of code doesn't look all that attractive. 

To create a Journal Entry simply click on the link at the bottom of the Journal Box marked ‘new journal entry’.



<A NAME="Section8">8.Forums...</A>

Forum Entries 

Once you start to look around the small but intricate world of H2G2, you will probably feel the need to add your own thoughts, pronouncements and witticisms. 

A forum is basically a message-board for a Guide Entry. Each forum consists of people’s posts which are known by the collective name of ‘threads’. 

When you come across forums on your homepage or elsewhere, you can see the name of the thread, posted & last reply. You can therefore click on the name to go to the very beginning of a thread, the place you last 'posted' there, or the very 'latest' post. 

Each Guide Entry has the capacity for multiple forums, so whilst you have managed to interact with one particular forum, other discussions maybe be taking place without you knowing. So it's important to understand how the screen works. 

The Navigation Bars - These two visual representations are present in the left window of your forum display screen, they function like most audio tape players. The one at the top of the screen is for current conversations. You can click on the singular arrow button to the left to go back twenty threads, or to the right to go forward 20 posts. Similarly, you can click on the double arrow to the left or right which allows you to go either to the beginning or to the end of a forum.

You may also see underneath the player a number of round white dots or red lights. These represent groups of 20 posts bundled together, so that you don't have to load the entire thread everytime. The position of where you are in a thread is shown from top left being the start of a thread through to bottom right being the current last one. 

You may have noticed that when you scroll down the screen you find the other navigation bar for 'other conversations' which is used when a page has more than 20 'forums' present. 

Tip: On the secondary bar for 'Other Conversations' if there are more than one white dot or light there are more forum conversations that can be fit on the page. You can move through to these by clicking to your right on the navigation bar...

On the top-right hand side of any forum is the name of the relevant guide entry the forum is related to. The left column of the screen gives an overview of the ‘threads’ that have been logged. If you scroll down this box you will come to a point where the current thread finishes. Here you may find names of another twenty forums that have been created . If you wish to be able to keep track of these conversations, you will have to post something in each forum. 

You can start a new forum by scrolling all the way to the bottom of the left hand side and click 'New Conversation'. 

The text of the threads shown on the left hand side are present on the right. Use the scroll bar to move through the entries. You can post at any of the positions along this bar to respond to a specific thread. The process uses only plain text, smilies. It can also recognise a internet address and create an automatic link. 

Related Links 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A292367">Internet Acronyms, Smileys & Emoticons</A> a number of short-hand techniques exist in conversation on-line, here is an explanation to help you understand some of the common ones. 

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If you have a fairly elaborate homepage it can be very time consuming to load it when you want to check for new forum replies. You may wish to load the following instead. . 

e.g) http://www.h2g2.com/MP135000

This would be used for finding the latest replies for user U135000

If you have created guide entries or forums, the one thing the system won't do automatically is tell you if someone has posted there, thus you can get the situation that if you don't check them yourself, you will not know if someone has posted a reply there. So it is always best to have a look every now the then...

Smilies can be produced as follows:

<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_smiley.gif"> = :-) 
<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_sadface.gif"> = :-( 
<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_winkeye.gif"> = ;-) 
<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_bigeyes.gif"> = 8-) 
<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_tongueout.gif"> = :-P 
<IMG SRC="http://www.h2g2.com/Skins/Alabaster/Images/Smilies/f_fish.gif"> = ><>

It is impossible to produce Shim's special bluefish in a forum... unless you are Shim of course... 


<A NAME="Section10">10.Other Handy Links...</A>




Other Handy Links

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A5752">Newcomers Page</A> a place to meet & greet new-users. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/Aces">ACES Homepage</A> these are the sites official meeters & greeters. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U13">Mark Moxon Homepage</A> is the Editor of the Guide. 
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U24">Peta’s Homepage</A> is the Community Editor of the Guide if you wish to express opinions on content, or if you are having problems with another user. 
<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A5734">Feedback Forum</A> if you have any suggestions about the running of H2G2. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A351866">Guide of Continuity</A> a group set up to deal with ‘Netiquette’ at H2G2. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/C573">World of H2G2</A> A site index of places of learing and sharing of information. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/index">Alphabetical Index</A> for checking the entire guide. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A303030">H2G2 Hotspots</A> A display of some of the fun activities onsite. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/U54963">The H2G2 Post</A> is the community weekly newspaper. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/MiscChat">Miscellaneous Chat</A> If you just want some general chat. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A409042?skin=classic">Benevolent Web Sites</A> this is a list of benevolent, charitable & non-funded organisations that exist on the web. 

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Here are a few select pages created by the lovely angels, why not drop by sometime... 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A289811">Church Of Weekendism</A> for those of you who vow never to take up work again. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A307441">Comedy Workshop</A> if you wish to throw a few 'punch-lines' about. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A293195">Birthdays List</A> check out others and/or add your own birthday to the list. Who knows, your H2G2 friends might be the only kind souls to remember this year !!!

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A433793">Lost Poetry Office</A> the natural home for all those musty compositions in need of a good airing. 

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A441596">Keepers</A> why not gain yourself an informal title as the Keeper of...... 

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