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Escape Pod Dreams, the Christmas Issue

The New New blob

I have photos of me

on my first Christmas. It is an odd thing that I was wrapped so securely and warmly. I looked like I was having a happy bowel movement. My mum dressed me in red and brown and had me in new white socks. I was playing with a big old metal whirly top. It was heavy enough to whang one's borther into a concussion. Of course, I didn't yet have a borther or he was in the process of being borneded or something like that. We are 11 and 1/2 months apart, so since I was born January 28th, December the 25th would have been... Oh, never mind. I just remembered his birthday, January 14th. We are not close. I haven't seen him since Snooks' 6th birthday and that was 12 years ago. I suppose if this were a weepy holiday movie something would happen to bring us together in this joyous season. If this were a movie.

Santa Rat

More reasons why sentimentality and commercialism are the same thing:

1. 8:57 AM
I was trimming my mustache
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
I was reading about writing
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
Oops, this is supposed to have
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
Betty Page is dead
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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