A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
I am THREE scary!
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted May 8, 2003
well i have no idea so NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
I am FOR scary!
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
I have nothing to say. i just wanted to change the subject title!
I am FOR scary!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 19, 2003
*knitknit*
I am FOR scary!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
What does someone have to do around here to be tortured? 
*rattles chains
I am FOR scary!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 21, 2003
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
AGAIN! AGAIN! 
I am FOR scary!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 21, 2003
*getting out the cattle prod*
*poke*
*poke*
I am FOR scary!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2003
Oooo, prod me again 
Ahhhhh Oh No, not tax returns HELP!!!!
I am FOR scary!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 23, 2003
Wow. phoneix is really vicious! 
I think he should be chief torturer.
Let me check, I think I have an opening.... excuse me.
* disappears
*scream sounds off in the distance*
* returns*
Yes, an opening has just come up.
I am FOR scary!
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Oct 24, 2003
well I would like to take the post apart from IM A GIRL!
I am FOR scary!
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 29, 2003
since when has that made a diffrence?
I am FOR scary!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 31, 2003
So, I'm a girl ghost, and I haunt the place 
Excuse me for a moment....
*fixes wording in the contract, adding s in front of all the hes*
Just sign your life away please. You won't really want it stuck in here anyway.
Oh, and would you like to try my new mushroom tea? Must welcome the new staff -- Oh heh, better let the king know I've asked you to be a torturer too, it's his kingdom after all. 
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I am TOO scary!
- 1381: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 7, 2003)
- 1382: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 8, 2003)
- 1383: The Rogue aka Phoniex (May 8, 2003)
- 1384: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 8, 2003)
- 1385: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Oct 19, 2003)
- 1386: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 20, 2003)
- 1387: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 20, 2003)
- 1388: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 21, 2003)
- 1389: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 21, 2003)
- 1390: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Oct 21, 2003)
- 1391: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 23, 2003)
- 1392: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 23, 2003)
- 1393: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Oct 23, 2003)
- 1394: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 23, 2003)
- 1395: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 24, 2003)
- 1396: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 29, 2003)
- 1397: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 29, 2003)
- 1398: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 29, 2003)
- 1399: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Oct 30, 2003)
- 1400: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Oct 31, 2003)
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