A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Butler Socks
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Jul 31, 2001
::snaps to attention at the approach of The Mighty King Cthulhu::
Yes m'Lord! 
Butler Socks
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 31, 2001
Lackey, you may not see me, but I am everywhere, I see everything... it's one of those things about being King. I must say that I am entirely displeased with your treatment of my most loyal servant and longest serving subject. We have, in this Kingdom, a thing called respect. It's not respect for our elders, nor betters, nor those of higher or lower social standing, it is respect for each other. You could simply have asked Thruthelthrolth. You did not. You attacked him. You will return my Butler to the exact place from which you took him and attend to his needs, so that for a period of time you shall be not only Lackey to the Princesses, but Lackey to the Royal Butler. Is this understood?
Butler Socks
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Jul 31, 2001
::in awe of the mighty King::
Yes m'Lord! ::bows in reverence to his King::
::heads off to the Princess's Chambers to retrieve Thruthelthrolth::
::tries to remember the exact spot from where he took him::
Butler Socks
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 2, 2001
Well, this looks like the spot where I nabbed him from.
::drops Thruthelthrolth::
*THUD!*
Oooh - that's gonna leave a mark! 
Butler Socks
Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 2, 2001
*Thruthelthrolth gingerly rubs a small but growing bump on the bonce whilst muttering under his breath something about speaking to The King about The Royal Lackey*
Butler Socks
Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 2, 2001
Young man, may I remind you that *I* am The Royal Butler, and *you* are merely The Lackey. When I began my long career in service here at the castle as a lackey I would never have contemplated speaking back to The Butler, much less to kidnap him and then unceremoniously drop him on the floor. No, I shall speak to His Majesty regarding this matter. You may expect a summons to speak on your behalf in due course.
Butler Socks
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 2, 2001
Whatever you say your Royal Butlerish type Thrutheldude! But are you sure? It would really be no trouble at all; I'd be happy to take care of it for you. 
Butler Socks
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 2, 2001
::: pulls TJ aside :::
I think it might be best to lay low for awhile, TJ ...
Butler Socks
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 3, 2001
BOO! 
Butler Socks
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 3, 2001
Aaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You scared me SMoB! 
I thought it was the King come to get me.
I think you're right Princess! I better hide!
Butler Socks
Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 3, 2001
At long last Lackey, you appear to showing some wisdom, although no matter where in the Kingdom you may hide, The King will find you. He has... powers.
Butler Socks
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 3, 2001
This is true my good Butler...perhaps you could help the Lackey redeem himself by putting him to work lackeying for you?
Butler Socks
Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 4, 2001
Your Majesty shows the great sagacity for which you are renowned. As soon as he is discovered I will set him to work.
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- 81: T J: Mr. Shea (Jul 31, 2001)
- 82: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 31, 2001)
- 83: T J: Mr. Shea (Jul 31, 2001)
- 84: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 31, 2001)
- 85: cafram - in the states. (Jul 31, 2001)
- 86: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 2, 2001)
- 87: Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 2, 2001)
- 88: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 2, 2001)
- 89: Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 2, 2001)
- 90: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 2, 2001)
- 91: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 2, 2001)
- 92: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 3, 2001)
- 93: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 3, 2001)
- 94: Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 3, 2001)
- 95: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 3, 2001)
- 96: Thruthelthrolth, Royal Butler to King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 4, 2001)
- 97: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 13, 2002)
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