h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh mighty ones, i submit my request to be known as
glitter girl, keeper of the glowing glitter and curator of the polyester slacks museum ?
pretty pretty please?

I can give you the Keeper title, glitter girl, the rest you have to add yourself!

The title of Keeper of the Glowing Glitter is hereby awarded to glitter girl!
Congratulations!

WooHOO!!!!!
thank you! thank you! *bows*

You're welcome!

What a great title!

thanks! if you saw my house, you'd see just why i am the Keeper of Glitter. it's all over the place. and as for the slacks? welll...... it's a long story..

Do tell!!!

uh, it involves slacks and a lot of .

*pulls up a comfy chair*

ok, here's what happened, at least, what i can remember of it. i used to be on stage crew in high school. this meant long hours and being closely confined with people all the time. so naturally we would have some demented after show parties. one night, during the show, we had some problem come up, a set broke or a drop ripped, something like that, and i was running behind the scene to help fix it when a stray nail caught the back of my pants and tore them. not just any random tear, it laid open right over my butt. and since we were shorthanded that night i didn't have time to change so i spent the whole night baring my backside to anyone inclinded to look down. luckily, i had a long shirt on and was very glad that i had picked up the compulsive habit of always wearing very nice underwear. the after party though, we all got a bit and well, i think you can imagine the rest. the pants became an inside joke of sorts. they weren't polyester, or really technically slacks now that i think of it. but i was at a friends house a few months after that incident, and of course, like my friend, i was a wee bit and saw this offbeat comic strip with the subtitle of "polyester slacks museum" and it made me think of that. so it stuck. and so i became the curator.
maybe i should have been the Almighty Keeper Of Pointless Stories?

*giggles*
hehehehe
I ~knew~ there was a good story there...I could see you in my mind as you told the story, hehehe.
Thanks a lot!

you're welcome! anytime you want a pointless story just name a topic, chances are, i have some useless and ill put together tale.