h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*all the mess from last month is still here due to laziness *

too bad the mess wasn't lazy enough. that way it might have stayed in the april thread

oh well, i'll have my first may- anyway





ps: no, i didn't mean male, i meant may-ale

s back through door, not backwards, but return, as of Return of the Dog ... left Aragorn look-alike in the "hands" of Caer & Hyp ... guess you'll have to clear up the mess yourselves & build a new woof, roof.

Tips up a bottle of & empties it into a large glass, passes a May to - guessing he REALLY didn't want a male - sits on couch, crosses back legs & awaits to supervise the rebuilding ...

well rested

rebuilding? The building is solid. The mess i refered to was empty glasses, Pan on the couch...the usual stuff

Ah,THAT mess ... well, just stick to your own glass ... others can be washed as & when needed ... studies paw's claws ... ahem, hope you're NOT referring to Pan as a mess? - she won't be happy ...

There's alot of rain due ... hope we've enough umbrellas in the stand ... that hole is rather large y'know ... lays a plastic bag over Pan's head (just to stop her getting wet you understand)

licking the spout of a bottle of

*Enter biker-type figure, helmet and leathers splatted with remnants of hundreds of tiny insects. Strides up to bar, draws a large and drinks it down. Draws another to enjoy at leisure*

Two thousand miles of frenetic pace tarmac travelling!
Great roads through breathtaking mountain passes and wide open stretches of semi-desert with no traffic...

WOTTARIDE!

what? don't tell me you raced the wildebeest, WR?

*enters, looks at the mess, sighs deeply*

What are you going to do when you run out of clean glasses, then? Just lay down under the tap with your mouths open?

*collects dirty glasses and heads for the kitchen*

Pierce, we left the wildebeest WAY behind...

I did see two rare secretary birds though...and six mongoose ( or is that mongeese...or mongooses?)

*holds the window open so that the stragglers can vacate the Ladies*

is the door to the Ladies still blocked ... going to be difficult getting in ... practices crossing legs & begins sipping instead of gulping down

Ahem, adjusts her glasses whilst reading a ... dictionary ... it is mongooses, or rather they are ... howzabout that then


feeling intellectual

Hypatia my dear,

you're a genius

i once had a secretary who was a real rare bird, WR. thanks for reminding me

...*Pandora enters from the alley...*Been out snipping the new buds off the weeds!
Hope no body tried to touch the Pan-Doll on the couch. Touch her & she'll BLOW!
...*notices slide off chair & head toward couch...thinks about what she just said...calls after Pierce...*By "BLOW" I mean she's wired to explode!
...*makes a left turn into the Gents...*

Hey, which one of you put that plastic bag over the Pan-Doll's head?
...*looks around...everyone's whistling and averting their eyes...*So,
you all think that's funny hey? See how funny THIS is! ...*...shoots an arrow into the Pan-Doll...ducks behind bar as it explodes covering everyone but her with pink dye...*

Huh? Thought you didn't like gardening?

Sees Pan's accusing eyes glaring around at everyone ... gulps guiltily ... notices Pan reaching for & speedily ducks behind couch pulling plastic bag over her ... I really don't want to look like a French Poodle - leave me with some dignity

cowering

reminds me of some prose I once heard: Sadie, the inflatable lady arrived through the post yesterday ....... etc.

Don't DARE get these guys going with limerics!

...*speedily "sips" a tumbler-o-burbon...*smoooth
I dare say, you all look like you're in the "PINK" today!
...*pours herself another tumbler of Jack Daniels...*

what happened to 'pretty in pink'?

*slips in and begins to sup on a pint*

Afternoon, all.

Egon,

you obvioulsy haven't drunk enough. You don't seem to have the pink glow that the rest of us have...

... turns off all the lights ... ... did you realise it's luminous pink?

Ahem, are you ALL going to call yourselves the Pink Ladies?




"I took off the wrapping, undid the packing & took her upstairs to play ...."