h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Cleans the Pub and opens the windows to air it out.*

Sheesh! Where's spring??

*wonders in wrapped in a long cloke against the cold and snow *orders a hot toddy

Here you are.. Hot rum toddy as ordered. I think I'll shut the windows for a few weeks..

did someone mention rum?

*places her skis in the corner, remover 4 layers or clothes and takes a look around*

Smells interesting, what are they drinking?

*goes to find a heater to turn on 'hello are you a heater? can I turn you on?' *gets a slap round the face

Hmm ... I wonder ... does someone seeking to turn on a heater need the courage of their convections?

After that, I'd better have a large rum toddy

*orders six pints of real ale *opens satchel and peers inside at the contents

Only 6 pints? what are YOU drinking, then? And where is my CAMRA (the new, digital one? )

Ooo sorry, the six pints were for me, I didn't know I was getting a round in *orders more beer

::rolls in a barrel::

*Tries to look over King 2legs shoulder to see into the satchel.*



He's got a .. that's all I can see.

I'll see if I can sniff anything ... muzzle rummaging in satchel ... nope, nothing of interest there, well, to me anyway

Usual whine: can I have a couple of s - don't care what they are - anni. today ... & tomorrow going to puppy to help with her 24 hour crying puppy

looking forward to it really

PS: Just saw a trailer for the next "s of the Caribbean: Davey Jones" - a message flashed up ... "Never trust a "

IT WORKED!!
(sorry - the shortcut I left in last month, that is...)

congrats WR

Who knicked all the s, then? You can't have Real Ale (in RL) without the necessary 'miraculous morsel from Melton Mowbray'.........

Kes?? Did you nick the s??? I notice crumbs in your moustache and a large in your hand.

WR, how did you abbreviate the link? I don't understand where the number came from???

of course you can always trust a , shirps