Like most people, I've written a huge number of journals since I got here. Although they're of no significance whatsoever to anyone else, I wanted to make my own little archive of my favourites, because some are still quite good fun, vaguely interesting or mark significant events in my life.

If you're not me, please do not post to them if you've just found them here. Think of them as slightly musty museum exhibits preserved in formaldehyde. Unless you've been looking for one in particular, just post any thoughts at the bottom of this page instead.

• 04.10.04 - Wigs: My first journal.

• 30.03.05 - Quote of the Day: A Motty classic

• 26.06.05 - You Learn Something New Every Day: Lessons from a weekend of my life.

• 14.07.05 - Camp and no camp: Rather wired witterings from a post-camping Rich.

• 20.07.05 - Obituary: My Grandad Pipe dies at the ages of 101.

• 18.09.05 - An Odd Memory: A hitchhiking memory comes back to me at Droitwich.

• 17.01.06 - I Don't Believe It!: One of favourite journals - some complaints from Christmas and New Year 2005.

• 02.10.06 - Lost: A Tenner: In which I lose a tenner and work out what happened to it three posts later.

• 28.01.07 - Sad News: Lainey's Dad dies.

• 08.03.07 - Jimmy White and Torquay: In which I meet Jimmy White. In Torquay.

• 14.10.05 - A Sense Of Place: Heading for the total perspective vortex.

• 08.12.05 - Read The Post: My first involvement with the august organ¹.

• 21.03.06 - Happy Goshoday: Slightly disturbing that I remembered the exact day, but there you go.

• 29.03.06 - My Hootoo: One of my many good-intentioned bits of navel-gazing.

• 09.06.08 - Off Out For a Smoke: Where I leave h2g2. And come back after three days.

• 30.08.06 - Grumpiness?: I stir up a heap of controversy and accuse Gnomon of writing dull Entries.

• 09.08.05 - The Forthcoming h2g2 Elections: In which I dare anyone to come up with a good reason not to vote for King 2legs.

• 21.09.05 - Spooky: A terrifying supernatural experience.

• 02.10.05 - Friendship Poem: Clever.

• 04.01.06 - Anyone Fancy A...?: In which I sort out everyone's dream requests. Reprised in A Christmas Wish.

• 14.02.07 - Typoos: A couple of my cousin's best.

• 27.02.07 - The Garden According to St Skanky: In which I garden in the style of The Bible. Obviously.

• 10.11.06 - Shamswatch: This thread is considered active for future sightings.

More to come...