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Post 6041

Icy North

Q. What do you think of naming my new baby "Ivan"?

A. It goes "Pop".


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Post 6042

Cheerful Dragon

What does a weasel say when it sees its father?

I can't find anything I like in my size.


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Post 6043

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: Why is the cheerful dragon, not cheerful?

A: I am glad this got started again!


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Post 6044

Icy North

Q. Why hasn't Black Cheetah stopped smiling for a week?

A. Speedos


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Post 6045

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: What is an example of something inappropriate at the work to where?

A: Men are useless...


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Post 6046

Nick_Em (not_him)

Q: What is the slogan for the misandrist society?

A: Mathletes


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Post 6047

Maria


Q: Can you give an example of pormanteau word?



A: bonhomie


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Post 6048

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: What are gymnasts called that recite the digits of pi while doing triple backflip somersaults?

A: Sun-dried tomato wrap with hummus and veggies


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Post 6049

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

simupost ! sorry! read the other post ignore mine


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Post 6050

Icy North

(Ignoring BC)

Q. At a party, what disappears at the same rate as the alcohol?

A. Don't touch that dial.


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Post 6051

Maria


Q: Do you know what my grandma says whenever I enter the room where
she´s knitting?



A:Examined the physiology of cursing


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Post 6052

Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!)

Q: What has Rose Dawson successfully done when she snuck into the third class cabin of the titanic?

A: That one was hard!


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Post 6053

Nick_Em (not_him)

Q: What did I say when I kicked the concrete football?

A: Cantaloupe


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Post 6054

Icy North

Q. What do you call a reluctant antelope?

A. Pampas grass


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Post 6055

Cheerful Dragon

Q. What controlled substance is grown on disposable nappies?

A. Naval Criminal Investigative Service


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Post 6056

Icy North

Q. Why do naval criminal investigators go to church?

A. Herbal body rub and bananas.


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Post 6057

Nick_Em (not_him)

Q: What are the two things you are most likely to find at a monkey day spa?

A: OVER 9000???!!!


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Post 6058

Icy North

Q. When did Geoffrey Boycott finally lose his wicket in the Timeless Test?

A. A warped sense of humour.


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