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Post 25421

Bluebottle

My apple tree's looking quite bare (1)
With only a handful of leaves still there (2)
And the frost is quite harsh (3)
So I can't wait until March (4)

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Post 25422

YOGABIKER

My apple tree's looking quite bare (1)
With only a handful of leaves still there (2)
And the frost is quite harsh (3)
So I can't wait until March (4)
I'll just look out the window and stare (5)

If I don't get some answers I'll freak (1)


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Post 25423

Bluebottle

If I don't get some answers I'll freak (1)
But I worry the outlook is bleak (2)

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Post 25424

YOGABIKER

If I don't get some answers I'll freak (1)
But I worry the outlook is bleak (2)
It seems that my poodle (3)


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Post 25425

Icy North

If I don't get some answers I'll freak (1)
But I worry the outlook is bleak (2)
It seems that my poodle (3)
Is now a pot noodle (4)


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Post 25426

Bluebottle

If I don't get some answers I'll freak (1)
But I worry the outlook is bleak (2)
It seems that my poodle (3)
Is now a pot noodle (4)
That tastes all powdery and weak. (5)

I thought it'd taste just like chicken. (1)

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Post 25427

Icy North

I thought it'd taste just like chicken. (1)
But this one's decidedly Wiccan (2)


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Post 25428

ITIWBS

I thought it would taste just like chicken (1)
But this one's decidedly Wiccan (2)
Flies at the eyes like a gnat (3)


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Post 25429

Icy North

I thought it would taste just like chicken (1)
But this one's decidedly Wiccan (2)
Flies at the eyes like a gnat (3)
And on top of all that (4)


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Post 25430

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

I thought it would taste just like chicken (1)
But this one's decidedly Wiccan (2)
Flies at the eyes like a gnat (3)
And on top of all that (4)
Black cat stamps are not good for lickin' (5)

There once was a fun loving Fairy (1)


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Post 25431

Bluebottle

There once was a fun loving Fairy (1) smiley - fairy
Who knew a spell that would turn people hairy. (2)

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Post 25432

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

There once was a fun loving Fairy (1)
Who knew a spell that would turn people hairy. (2)
She invested in shampoo obligations (3)


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Post 25433

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

There once was a fun loving Fairy (1)
Who knew a spell that would turn people hairy. (2)
She invested in shampoo obligations (3)
In many different nations (4)


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Post 25434

myk

There once was a fun loving Fairy (1)
Who knew a spell that would turn people hairy. (2)
She invested in shampoo obligations (3)
In many different nations (4)
Now, the world over, most Marys are hairy (5)

There was a young farmer named Nelson (!)


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Post 25435

Bluebottle

There was a young farmer named Nelson (1)
Who walked around town wearing a Stetson (2).

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Post 25436

Icy North

But his large herd of sheep


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Post 25437

Icy North

There was a young farmer named Nelson (1)
Who walked around town wearing a Stetson (2).
But his large herd of sheep (3)


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Post 25438

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

There was a young farmer named Nelson (1)
Who walked around town wearing a Stetson (2).
But his large herd of sheep (3)
Kept calling him a creep (4)


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Post 25439

myk

There was a young farmer named Nelson (1)
Who walked around town wearing a Stetson (2).
But his large herd of sheep (3)
Kept calling him a creep (4)
Now he wears a dayglo-bush-hat, with bells on!(5)

Today, when the sun wouldn't shine. (1)


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Post 25440

Icy North

Today, when the sun wouldn't shine. (1)
I consumed several jugs of red wine (2)


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