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Post 25361

Herenna - southpaw for now

My cat on the bird table sits (1)
Whild waiting for longtailed tits (2)


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Post 25362

Herenna - southpaw for now

My cat on the bird table sits (1)
While waiting for longtailed tits (2)


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Post 25363

Bluebottle

My cat on the bird table sits (1)
While waiting for longtailed tits (2)
He’ll have a long wait (3)

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Post 25364

Herenna - southpaw for now

My cat on the bird table sits (1)
While waiting for longtailed tits (2)
He’ll have a long wait (3)
The seed isn't great (4)


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Post 25365

Bluebottle

My cat on the bird table sits (1)
While waiting for longtailed tits (2)
He’ll have a long wait (3)
The seed isn't great (4)
And the cat has lost most of his wits. (5)

Gardening! I find it so heinous (1)

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Post 25366

Herenna - southpaw for now

Gardening! I find it so heinous (1)
I never can find the right genus (2)


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Post 25367

Bluebottle

Gardening! I find it so heinous (1)
I never can find the right genus (2)
What plant to grow where (3)

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Post 25368

Herenna - southpaw for now

Gardening! I find it so heinous (1)
I never can find the right genus (2)
What plant to grow where (3)
Too much water? Or air? (4)


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Post 25369

Bluebottle

Gardening! I find it so heinous (1)
I never can find the right genus (2)
What plant to grow where (3)
Too much water? Or air? (4)
And what can I do with a greenhus?* (5)

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)

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*It will rhyme if I keep hitting it with a shovel...


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Post 25370

Herenna - southpaw for now

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)
To locate an expert who can (2)


Perhaps I should garden on Venus (5) might've worked better as a last line.
smiley - tongueout

And what can I do with a greenhus?* (5)


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*It will rhyme if I keep hitting it with a shovel...


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Post 25371

Herenna - southpaw for now

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)
To locate an expert who can (2)


Perhaps I should garden on Venus (5) might've worked better.
smiley - tongueout

And what can I do with a greenhus?* (5)


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*It will rhyme if I keep hitting it with a shovel...


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Post 25372

Bluebottle

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)
To locate an expert who can (2)
Buy a sofa half price (3)

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Post 25373

Herenna - southpaw for now

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)
To locate an expert who can (2)
Buy a sofa half price (3)
Undamaged by mice (4) smiley - mousesmiley - esuom


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Post 25374

Bluebottle

So this Bank Holiday I have made a plan (1)
To locate an expert who can (2)
Buy a sofa half price (3)
Undamaged by mice (4)
And fit it into the back of my van. (5)

I took the children out for the day (1)

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Post 25375

Herenna - southpaw for now

I took the children out for the day (1)
And, to make the most of the sun's rays, (2)


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Post 25376

scorp

I took the children out for the day (1)
And, to make the most of the sun's rays, (2)
We went to a wood (3)


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Post 25377

Bluebottle

I took the children out for the day (1)
And, to make the most of the sun's rays, (2)
We went to a wood (3)
But it did no good (4)

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Post 25378

scorp

I took the children out for the day (1)
And, to make the most of the sun's rays, (2)
We went to a wood (3)
But it did no good (4)
They couldn't be bothered to play (5)

The teddy-bears' picnic was fine (1)


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Post 25379

ITIWBS

The teddy bear's picnic was fine (1)
The sandwiches and cakes were divine (2)


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Post 25380

Bluebottle

The teddy bear's picnic was fine (1)
The sandwiches and cakes were divine (2)
But the big surprise (3)

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