h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am worried, yes.

("Shut up Ghengis, I'm talking")

I wouldn't trust anyone who said they weren't worried by anything.

People who say
"Hand on heart I did what I thought was right"
Closely followed by
"Good Luck"

My paraphrase is 'Well, I got you up the creek, and I'm going to avoid the consequences by getting a lucrative new career opportunity'
What an aerosol <:^)>

In a similar vein...

Flash Gordon

(you might try trusting that old sci-fi saviour of the universe; but not his namesake - they guy who smiles when he invents another sneaky form of taxation - not really caring whether fall for his deceptions or see through his fiendish plans.)

Someone who has a permanant smile

Never trust anyone.






'paranoia? moi?'

Never trust someone who has liquid Laxative in the trunk of their car

Never trust a man who plots about cemetary lots with your name on them.

That includes Ex-lax...

Don't get sprayed ...

Never trust anyone with no evident vices.

Never trust anyone who thinks you know what they are thinking.

Never trust anyone with their trousers or jeans or skirt on the wrong way round. Shows a deep untrustworthiness.



J

Never trust anyone who analyses who they should trust.

Never Trust someone who tells you not to trust them

Also, never trust anyone with their glasses on backwards or their shoes on the wrong feet - or both.

Never trust anyone who doesn't like breasts.

They're clearly wrong.

Also, never trust anyone who can go nearly three years without logging in to h2g2, they're clearly too easily distracted!

Welcome back...

One should never trust a person who speaks at all times in the third person.

Thanks!

Never trust a monkey with a gun

Never trust a man in a long overcoat and trilby hat.