h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Preferably both, since socks (unless waterproof) don't stop mud etc getting through onto the feet.

The words are unfamiliar but the tone is unmistakable.

~ . . . I love butterflies. bees, books, beach & Bach . . . .. ...

Reading about Demons scares me.

...'minds me of a favorite finale to a sci fi story, in which a threat demon wakened from a drunken stupor to find that the pentacle in which he had been summoned had been tatooed around his own navel...

...high speed reverse Cartesian camera, accompanied by a demonic shriek of escalating pitch and declining amplitude as he was apported into an infinitesimal pit...

Never let Farslayer into the hands of idiots.

I'm not a teeping Pom.

Well, that's not what Lady Godiva has told us.

Go and never darken my towels again.

Hold this for a minute....Or until a copper comes.

Do I smell almonds?

Probably just the distant eucalyptus trees in bloom.

Three things go when you get old. The first is your memory and I don't recall the other two.

And you'll be the first to know.

Know what?

I can't tell you that, but you'll be the first.

I'm the last here, though

And then there was one.

This thread had been dormant for several years before I revived it a few years back.

Give yourself a pat on the back.