h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I Must Have Someone Else's Shoes

That would explain why they don't match and neither of them look right.

Have you got two left feet?

No, two right, and they're blue.
and I'll thank you to stay off them.

They say that before you criticise some one, you should walk ten miles in their shoes. This means you'll be ten miles away and still have their shoes.

Does that go for Flip-flops too.

I don't believe in hybridizing toe jam, well nigh as dangerous as sharing a toothbrush.

If you had two left feet and wore flip flops would that be a flip flip?

I think that would be a Flop flop.

If they were gaffer taped to your feet and fly papered to the floor, they'd be stuck stucks.

That's what my Mom told me.

I bet you believe everything your mum's ever told you.

I tried stick on soles once, but they were no good, I went back to shoes, as my feet were getting cold and wet.

Either take your socks off or put your shoes on; One or the other.

You could try one of each option on different feet. No sense of adventure, that's your trouble.

It's what I keep telling the grandsons. They're outside running around in their socks.

I hope they wash them afterwards.

The socks or the grandsons?