I used to think I loved you... but my cat doesn't like you.


I used to think I loved you, but... you scratched my records.


I used to think I loved you, but... you won't let me colour my

hair.


I used to think I loved you, but... you don't like my cooking.


I used to think I loved you, but... you listen to weird music.


I used to think I loved you, but... we don't like the same

movies.


I used to think I loved you, but... I don't like the way you

drive.


I used to think I loved you, but... my mum doesn't like you.


I used to think I loved you, but... you have no sense of style.


I used to think I loved you, but... you read strange stuff.


I used to think I loved you, but... you think you're smarter than

me.


I used to think I loved you, but... my co-workers say you are no

good for me.


I used to think I loved you, but... you won't grow up.


I used to think I loved you, but... you taped ice-skating over

my Buffy, the Vampire Slayer musical.


I used to think I loved you, but... now I don't think I know

what love is.


I used to think I loved you, but... I don't think you love me.