h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is the African whatsis a bit like eucalyptus? We could try giving you concentrated eucalyptus oil to clear out the African whatsis.

*Hands Pinky a pink * It's almond flavored with raspberry swirls. enjoy!

I think it's made from the oil of a certain hemp variety crossed with a South American plant that the Cola people got their name from!

It's making me feel decidedly mindedly absent..!

*Makes up a carrot cake for WR..*

Maybe this will help? Aren't carrots good brain food? Or do you get better eyesight from eating them? I've forgotten my folklore... must be the fumes from that Sangoma.

Mari,it has to be said this cheesecake is truly delicious,thankyou x Carrots are good for eyesight.I think WR's eyes are fine mari,it's his taste buds that don't seem to work well ! Isn't it aloe vera we should be giving him ?Perhaps if he inhales some fumes from the Sangoma ,it could help !

*Waves an old copy of Country Life over Wrinkled Rocker's face.*

I don't know, I think he's really been knocked flat...

if them sangoma cakes are anything like cannabis cookies i`ll have a couple to take away please..hahaahaha

Sorry Prince,they're nothing like cannabis cookies ! More filling though !

*Jumps in startlement at the sound of the Prince's voice. Drops the Country Life on top of Wrinkled Rocker's face and turns around.*

Care for some and a nibble of something?

Well,I wouldn't say no to a cup of tea thankyou mari x

*Puzzled*
I thought Sangoma was a little island off the Japanese mainland ... must be out of touch.

*Pours Pinky's for her.* Would you like a nice fresh salad? I've just started doing salads as you can see from the menu board. Entirely organic and homegrown on my allotment!

*Studies Kes's ancient and completely out of style, but still serviceable, clothing; his thick rimmed glasses; and the battered burberry he hung by the door.*

Retro is in, honey... you aren't out of touch.

The lengths you go to Mari to keep your regular customers happy ! I'll have one of your organic salads with pleasure,easy on the lettuce OK ? Kes,you look drop dead gorgeous in that battered burberry ! I want one !

*Puts together a nice crisp salad for Pinky with an assorment of homemade dressings to choose from and crusty bread on the side.*

Top up your ? Did you say you wanted a burberry, or a Kes?

I've heard of battered cod, and even battered sausage, but I think battered Burberry would be a bit chewy. Anyway ... mine's not battered - after 40 years it's just nicely broken in.

Thankyou mari,delicious as always ! I think the battered burberry will do fine thankyou mari.Burberrys' battered look good ! Now,a battered Kes ? No ! Even a nicely broken in Kes just could give me indigestion ! I'll stick to the salad if it's all the same to you mari.

*Is relieved to note that there is no mention of bur-berry jam on the menu.*

But there could be soon Kes ! Put a pan in maris hand and she's a whiz with all ingredients ! Trust me on this !

*Goes out into the garden to locate any lurking burs...*

If you can't find any burs in a bush or a shrub, try looking for the underground variety ... in the subur(b)s.

Hahahahahaha I'll help you look mari,we'll try over here first >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>