h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Approaching Eddie´s sequoia in order to visit him, you mention a very, very long ladder. Will you climb it up? If not, better back away.
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It´s REALLY, REALLY long. It ends at a big, thin disc, at which a sign says:
EDDDIAN PONDIAN MUSICIAN STAGE.
Here, concerts are held.
You can also make announcements here.

*climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs*
*climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs*
*climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs**climbs*

*installs elevator*

But why? We have a perfectly good Omnitorium...

Well, only for the REALLY special events, like concerts, crisis briefing, and you can also live here...
*shows some spots with trees*

So this is for the everyday kinds of concerts?

I think you can also play football here...

Oooh, a sports stadium!

But with those overhanging branches for suspending trapezes on, I bet this would also make a great circus!

*asks some lazy imps to build all that stuff*
I think it´s simply a place for some new, modern stuff.

You mean you want to start a up here?

Not bad, that idea.
*instructs builders to build a *

that's a really huge tree

You must have had great fertilizer!

Now we have a place to party

Yes, indeed - and the next time we get a good idea and build it here, we´ve saved a thread!

Wow, nice suit you've aquired overnight! Very fitting for a club owner

Club owner? Oh right, I built it...

Any special ideas for the inside disco?
70s style?

My group's favourite hangout here is the "beatz und kekse" which is a music shop with a bar in it. They have a biscuit menu as well, where they describe all the biscuits like wine, you know "dry with a fruity aftertaste" etc...

*installs cookies and candy inside the bar*

OK, now you won't get us out anymore