h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::runs inside the store and feels the impulse to run around like a little kid, knocking over displays and shouting::

::Sees all the assorted species of shoppers and decides that this behavior would go unnoticed::

::Begins to run around when her eyes sees that wonderful Slerpee machine::

::She is weakened::

(Surely this has happened to other shoppers, and has saved hapless 24Seven workers from having to set up their displays and clean spills)

::She gets a randomly flavored slerpee-- grape-vanilla today-- and is in slerpee heaven as she begins to shop::

::Looks at her list as she approaches a slerpee-headache::

(The list reads: Fish food for Celery's Fish Sanctuary
Watering can for Tashalls' succulent plant
Plant food
Mountain Dew

::grins and begins to think how much she loves her Princess Sugarfoot(http://www.h2g2.com/A429842), who lives at Celery's Fish Sanctuary when SUDDENLY--

Stay away from the grape-vanilla slerpees!!! I think they produce the worst slerpee-headache!!!

I've gome off to Joe's General Hospital(http://www.h2g2.com/A423839) for treatment...

::Phew:: we got a hospital just in time...

Hi, Dragonfly, how ar-

Hey, what's the hurry?

*watches Dragonfly run out of the store, notices a small piece of paper slip from Dragonfly's hand to the floor*

Oh, this must be her shopping list. I'll quick pack it up and send it to Her Space.

*gets a box and fills it with fish food for Celery's Fish Sanctuary,
a watering can for Tashalls' succulent plant, plant food and a six-pack of Mountain Dew and sends it on it's way*

Now, I better make sure Dragonfly is okay.

*gets a posie from the ICR, plucks a get well card from the rack, attaches a small pack of tylenol and delivers it personally to the hospital*

Awwwww... thank you.. that was a crisis!!!!