A Conversation for 24-Seven - The H2G2 Space Centre Convenience Store

Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 1

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Redbeard sent me here to purchase some supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary(charge it to The Celery, please....).

I appreciate your help, and I will be getting a slurpee and enjoying it in the meantime.

smiley - smiley


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 2

Witty Moniker

Hi Dragonfly! Welcome to the 24-Seven. smiley - smiley

Cleaning supplies are in aisle 2 and pet related products are in aisle 1. Please feel free to explore.

I've already set up a house account for The Celery, so your purchases will automatically scan on the way out.

What flavor Slerpee did you get? (It's always a surprise, you know.)


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 3

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I got a Cherry-Strawberry-Kiwi-Lime Slerpee. It is quite excellent. smiley - smiley

Thank you...

::hums along with the store music as she picks out some supplies: A net for the fishies, two buckets(because buckets are handy), chlorine water-balancer stuff, more fish food for back up, a tube to drain the water from the tank into one of the buckets, new sand for the tank, two rags for wiping::

::receives strange stares from customers as she starts singing all the lyrics to the Carpenter's "For All We Know"::

::Checks out and thanks Witty for all the kindness::


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 4

Witty Moniker

Bye-bye, Dragonfly.

Tell the fishies I said hello! smiley - smiley


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 5

Witty Moniker

*Notices that she, too is humming along with the Carpenters*

*Finds that she is appalled* smiley - tongueout

*Changes Muzak selection from 'Cloying 70's Love Songs' to 'Head Banging Favorites of the 80's'*


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 6

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::waves goodbye to Witty::


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 7

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*comes into store and looks around, delighted*

"....just like before,
it's yesterday once more..."

Oh god, now I'll be humming that all night. smiley - winkeye

I need a 5 lb. bag of rat kibble and half a dozen of the little individual pork pies, please. How do I pay?


Cleaning supplies for Celery's Fish Sanctuary

Post 8

Witty Moniker

*practically pounces on Lil as she enters the store*

Hi, Lil. I'm so glad you finally stopped by. Let me show you around.

Pet supplies are right here in aisle 1. *Picks up 5lb bag of rat kibble.* I have a lot of respect for Styx. This is the top of the line kibble.

Now, the pork pies are in the fridge. It's like yours, except you just press the pic of the pork pie. *Presses the pork pie pic 6 times*

Whhhhhhrrrrr. *A neatly bundled package of pork pies arrives at the front of the fridge. WM takes is out and hands it to Lil*

Would you prefer a house account or do you want to direct debit your bank account?


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