Statements....Everybody Needs Them...
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
VOTE EOMANDO AND AL - FOR A SAFER GALAXY
Friends, dear friends... How often have you been the victim of alien attacks? Antisocial intergalactic menaces which steal your newspaper and drop empty beer cans in your garden? Well, Eomando and Captain Al Boy can put a stop to all your woes!
Both candidates are students and are in a position to devote a lot of time to the community, fighting for all causes and badgering the 'Powers That Be' on important issues. They are also dedicated to researching "No-Replies Syndrome" - the compulsive desire to see all your forum posts replied to before logging off. Neither candidate is an ACE, a sub-editor, or a holder of any other official position - truly, they represent the common researcher.
With a history in a responsible position as deputy donut seller to the whole of H2G2, your presidential candidate Eomando has proved her worth time and again to the community, welcoming new researchers without even being bound to do so by ACEship and aiding in endeavours such as The Donuts Are Not Enough (which she helped guide along all the way) and Joolsee's Landspeed Record. She has also served admirably as the First Officer on the USS Esirpretne, helping save the
galaxy from the Horrible Somethings.
Her running mate, Captain Al Boy, has been making the galaxy safe from Horrible Somethings for the last six months, leading an intrepid and varied team through many difficult situations. As a H2G2 Guardian Angel, he also realises the importance of welcoming new researchers, although he is similarly not forced by ACEship to do so.
Together, Eomando and Captain Al Boy have pledged to further the goals of researchers old and new, all the while making the galaxy a safe place to live in.
EOMANDO AND CAPTAIN AL BOY - BECAUSE THERE CAN'T BE A HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE IF THERE'S NO GALAXY
Any questions or queries can be directed to either the forum below, or you can e-mail us at [email protected]
The people who're helping to make this possible...
- Mrgrunt - Our spin doctor
- Paul Prefect - who doesn't know exactly what he's doing...but he's being very, very helpful...and he'll think of a description for himself sooner or later...
- Tatty - not entirely sure what he's doing, but he say's he'll vote for us!
It's very easy to get yourself added to this list...all you have to do is ask...
OK...so how do you think you'd vote?
"YES, of course I'll vote for Eomando and Al!""No! I'm not going to do it!"
