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Any Freak has naturally Freakish clothes, but just in case you care, here is a Freak's standard wardrobe:

  • Doctor Martins. Obviously.
  • As few names as possible, and no designer labels (unless they're fake). What, would a real Freak pay someone £20 to have a logo sewn into a shirt?
  • Several socks that have either lost their other halves or never had them in the first place.
  • That hideous thing you thought was lovely when you bought it. Okay, so everyone in the world has one of these, but some Freaks still wear it.

And for special occasions (ie optional extras):

  • A unicycle (make sure you can ride it...)
  • T-shirts of some obscure band
  • A violin or a kazoo or any other musical instrument
  • A pet monkey or crow
  • A book
  • A costume from a sci-fi TV show
  • Some sort of juggling equipment
  • A swiss army knife

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