h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* The Special Lounge Area at the back of the hotel has been set aside for the cocktail party to celebrate the 75th Guardian Angel... *

GOD - Well, its not as glamourous as I expected, but I'm sure its not going matter after half a dozen highly coloured cocktails...

* St.Peter puts a party hat on... *

St.Peter - Since when have you ever stopped at 6 !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Mmmm.... I think I'll have a gibson... but which one? There's mel, ...

*GB arrives in her most respendent Angel Gown, her halo polished & glittering.....she appoaches the bar, her dainty feet making almost no sound on the plush carpet.
I'll have a PGGB, please.
*GB looks around the room.
Oh, hello, St. Peter! Didn't see you there, how are you?
Who's this? Anhedonia? We haven't met before, have we?

I've met you... perhaps I wasn't noticeable enough

You've changed your name! That's why I didn't recognize you! What are you drinking?

Whew! Made it. Now ... if I'm the version of Kes that I think I am, I can drink a PGGB without embarrasing myself and frightening the local wildlife .... is it worth the risk?

BTW - GB - smashing ceremony!

St. Kes!
*BLUSH*
Why, thank you! Let me introduce you around....
Yes, I can recommend the PGGB.
Are you here for a while.....?
Or just a flying visit?

*appears in a cloud of red smoke*

Ahh, good, I havent missed much...

*notices Galaxy Babe and Kes...*

*Wonders if he should pass around the photos he took in the Foxy Manor showers....*

*GB splutters on her drink.........!!!!!!!!!!

Good grief - I'll take the risk and have that drink now!
Maybe I should have tried a new name and personality! All these characters under the one label is getting crowded

Ahah! As I haven't started singing, I know which one I am. That's good.

whispers to St. Kes: It was our alter-egos in that bawdy romp at Foxy Manor that were cavorting, nothing to worry about here.....
Keep smiling and act as if nothing has happened!
Keep cool!
I have my reputation to consider!!!

*looks at them on the pictures, looks at them in real life*

Hmmm.... they look the same to me.... *hands one (of the many) photos to GB as proof*

Take a look

Those are characters in a play-acting role, not "us". Not the real "us". We were just....acting, weren't we, St. Kes?
*BLUSH*

*Chrome flies in, wearing customary trenhcoat and wraparound shades*

Smashing, baby! Fortunately I got here while the party's still young!

Yiss, changed my name, maybe I'll go back, maybe I won't... I'm having a gibson

*gulp
Another PGGB for me, please.

Likewise - to both blush and PGGB.
Look - I can explain all this. First - this was a role-playing game, and second, it wasn't me, er us , well other us'es, and .... and... I'm sure this photo has been digitally enhanced ... I never, we never,

Another pair of drinks please!

hehehehehehe

OK, GB - think I handled that pretty well, eh? Now can you go and deal with that bloke from the News of the World?
Tell him nothing ... well, not for under $40,000 - OK?

What if he has photographs too?