So, you're wondering who the heck this Tweetie girl is (especially now I've taken down that handy little introduction). So, here the whole thing is again, in guide entry form this time...

Right, I'm 16, I live in Blairgowrie, Scotland and I own 4 cats (despite the fact that I'm not a huge cat lover- go figure...). I also happen to have the worst accent of anyone ever- it's non-existant!

I'm a passionate Buffy fan (also getting obsessive over the spin-off now), have been a Friends follower for years and am one of those scary film fans who knows why R2D2 is called that... Incidentally, my favourite film is Annie Hall and I am willing to shoot anyone who believes that Jean Claude Van Damme films are good or that Cardboard Keanu can act (Hey, the Matrix was cool, it wasn't Shakespeare.)

I'm a budding writer, which is why I love doing the guide entries and explains my almost pathological need to be Yearbook editor next year. I'm currently working on the most depressing piece I've ever written so if I come in here and slag everyone off I promise to apologise later and I don't mean it...

As you can see from below I'm both a Freak (woo-hoo!) and a member of the BBD. Mwah-ha-ha, my infiltration of h2g2 has begun (there you go Claire, I can even be evil in my intro...).

God, there's more to write here... overworked, hater of maths, lover of Blink 182, Rasputina, Matchbox 20 and Four Star Mary, fast becoming Internet geek, sci-fi freak, seriously worrying addiction to caffeine (mmmmm... coffee), inability to live without Doritos, neurotic-compulsive-obsessive, known to talk too much too fast (applies to writing too...), wearer of far too much eyeliner... the list goes on.

Anyway, just one more thing... don't ask about the name, the backstory's shrouded in mystery.

*Wait, where have you all gone? What do you mean you stopped reading after two lines? Right, outside...*